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this is mischief movie night in please
welcome your host
oscar hello yes
hello welcome welcome back to
mississippi movie night if
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cast
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welcome everyone to mischief movie night
in
my name is oscar and here in my home
cinema
i have every single film that has ever
been made in fact i have every film
you could ever possibly imagine and
tonight we're gonna watch one film from
my infinite collection of movies
but which one we watch is entirely down
to all of you
the people currently watching from all
around the globe
sending in your ideas so without any
further ado
let's meet our amazing wonderful zoom
audience for tonight let's show them
some love
and first off the bat we're gonna speak
to
ollie and hannah ollie and hannah can
you hear me
hello hello
you're celebrating tonight we are yes
what are you celebrating
um it's our six year anniversary
and what genre of film would you like to
watch tonight
fairy tale we're thinking like a rags to
riches
sort of story story amazing a fairy tale
rags to riches
fantastic thank you so so much and now
let's speak to harry and sula
harry give us a wave give us a wave
harry and sula
hello hello can you hear me hello we can
see you
can you hear us yes what genre of film
would you like to see tonight
um we were thinking of rock band trying
to
make it and like just yeah get into the
music world
a rock band the story of a rock band
making
in the business that's fantastic and
and as well am i writing saying so
you're your daddy and your husband at
the moment
he's away in america but he's watching
out there as well
yes hello hello
hello brilliant um and okay fantastic
thank you so much guys and then finally
let's speak to um the smith's family
let's speak to the smiths where the
smiths give us a wave
smiths there they are
hello what genre film would you like to
see tonight
uh we would like to see a regency
romance
a style thing romance fantastic it's
like a kind of
is that like a period drama is that what
you mean yes
yeah more like a like bridgeton but a
family-friendly version
right okay i understand okay a regency
romance brilliant okay we've got some
really good suggestions tonight and i
think
all three of them are suggestions we've
maybe never had before they're certainly
really specific so
we're gonna throw this open to the
democratic process and do a poll
um so if you want a fairy tale rags to
riches story
i want you to vote for option a if you
want a
the story of a rock band making it in
the business
then i want you to vote for option b i
know which one i'm hoping for
and if you want to see a regency romance
story then vote for option c so one more
time that's fairy tale rags to riches
option a
rock band make it in the business then
that's option b
and of course regency romance option c
let the voting commence now
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i am so excited we are going to be
telling the story
of a rock band making it
big time with a cast that are the
furthest away from rock and roll
that it is imaginable and i include
myself in that
this is very exciting and now what i
need is a location for this film so
let's speak to heather heather where
would you like this film to be set
please
hi hey heather what location have you
got a location for us
um a lighthouse a lighthouse
okay a lighthouse yeah i kind of like
that yeah okay lighthouse let's get a
few
ideas let's get a few ideas um the mason
family the masons where would you like
this
to be set
the masons they've left they found out
it was rock and roll and they
they've done it right hey guys hello
i um yeah we were thinking um because we
do like the fairy tale thing i think it
would be a bit like the trolls so they
would be in like
fairy tale land castle or something like
that fairytale land
castle okay fantastic let's i'm gonna
carry on collecting a few more ideas
um and then let's also speak to uh
pauline and robert pauline and robert do
you have an amazing location for us
could we do it in the car wash in a car
wash
i think the story of a rock band set in
a car wash
could be very tricky they might go to a
car wash at one point
but all of these pla all these places
are quite i don't know whether the whole
thing can be set there
but let's find out let's start at least
with lighthouse and let's see
where we end up maybe we stay there for
a lot more we don't
i think this whole thing is going to
kind of be a fairy tale in a way because
it's about
about a group making it as a rock band
so we'll find out
um but we're going to go for lighthouse
first of all so this is a story of rock
and roll band
making it big time set in somewhere at
least
in a lighthouse what is the title of
this film does anyone have a brilliant
title for this film
um the the the the the david and willow
david and willow
hello hello hello where's this set
so what's this film called sorry light
over the rocks
light over the rocks i absolutely love
it yes
light over the rocks it's got it you've
got a smattering of applause some people
didn't clap just to let you know but
some did yes
the light over the rocks that's
fantastic and we're about to watch that
very soon but of course it's not just
our amazing zoom audience who are
suggesting ideas tonight
there are people all around the world
tweeting and instagramming and
facebooking in
things that they want to see tonight so
we're going to go over to social media
corner with the amazing bryony and nancy
and find out what suggestions are on
offer how are you doing guys
so well
welcome to the social media corner thank
you so much we've been going through all
of your
your your tweets and your instagrams and
your and your facebooks
so well let's let's have a look at what
you've what you've been
asking for now this
son's is we did that before but
very nice reincorporation uh spontaneous
tapped as we've sort of done that before
a lot best choreographed washing up
that's good yeah let's do the award for
the best choreographed
washing up that sounds really fun
definitely
instagram peter doubt
gary picking fights to win back his
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that sounds great so good definitely
pick him
dudley mcdiddles who can only speak in
riddles
i have a feeling i know who that i've
been
but we'll find out again we're looking
at twitter now spooky boo
character um
if you don't know is a musician of the
highest standard and he sings the song
i am the one and only
and i actually met you at a club in
magaluf when i was 16.
um
i feel like we have to take this tweet
oh
well well let's definitely take that
tweet so a funniest
chesney hawks pun good luck
cast back to you oscar
fantastic unfortunately we do have to
stop the run now because of the singing
of that song we now owe huge amounts of
royalties to chesney hawks
so we're going to have to stop now
fantastic brilliant ideas and how
exciting
to have chesney himself tweeting in
wanting some self-referential publicity
oh thank you for these amazing
suggestions
right this is going to be a crazy one
it's the third one in 24 hours
and also it's a rock and roll story
which we have definitely never done
before and it begins
with our incredible band who at this
point very much
unknown very much down on their luck and
they're rehearsing as they always do
in the old lighthouse and it begins with
them singing
one of their latest songs everyone
around the world
please put your hands together and rock
out
see i told you we weren't very rock and
roll rock out to
the amazing light over
the rock yeah play
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we are the knights of lightner
we are the bringers of lighter
guiding you through the darkness
we are the knights of lightning
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the lighthouse
we're the lighthouses
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you're dragging
sorry i just got really carried away
with it gee that was my only base
yes but i like to smash the base up it's
how i roll man you know that
if i'm gonna play the bass i like to
have new one every time
well i don't know how we're gonna
rehearse now
generally can you keep it down please
it's a bit loud sorry mom
your mother at the top of the lighthouse
always shouting down we can't be
ourselves with her up there
we just can't i feel really pressured
from the top do you know what i mean
listen sandra and hands
if you've got any better places to
rehearse then you know suggest them
because i'm the only one that's sort of
keeping this band afloat i provide the
helmets
i provide you your bass guitar which
you've broken hands
i know you've only got a helmet for
yourself yes well i'm the lead singer
classic with jimmy on backing oh guys
guys we've got to stick together man
this is like this is us
we've always been family you know so
we're really going to fall out of a
broken bass guitar i will fix up with
little super glue
and some extra chipped wood from the
yard
you know she's right that's a thing
we're banned
you know we're meant to break stuff like
like pete townsend the who he used to
smash his guitar
and then during the day he'd glue it
back together yeah but jimmy we don't
have the funds at the moment yeah once
we're successful band
yes maybe we can go and mess up hotel
rooms you know
and smash up our instruments every
session
yeah they can't really do anything rock
and roll at the moment i'm just going to
show you a very very quick clip
of gerald the last time he was in a
hotel room this is him in a hotel
room play
i'm gonna throw this tv out of the
window no one's gonna stop me
sir sir sir sir what are you doing
yes that was jimmy i think rather than
general but anyway let's back to the
movie
back to the movie yeah we're finding out
that they are a family they're a family
ultimately and we find out about where
their passion for music came from and
what their dreams are
as individuals but also of course as a
band the knights of later
clay you tried to throw a tv out of a
hotel room which had my credit card
behind it
that's right gerald but we're rock and
roll and even if we're not
massive yet even if we haven't got all
the money and all the fame we need to
be true be true rock and roll we're the
knights of lecter
we've got to do it for dad gerald yeah
you know he's
he's out there somewhere i've got his
picture him playing his
lead guitar and just rocking out and
i've just always wanted to be like him
you know since we were little i just
i can't believe that you two
from when you were just little twins
together your father just
up and left and he was more about the
rock and roll than he was about his
family and we always swore
that you wouldn't ever leave each other
that we are family now
the band is a family that's right your
dad was the greatest guitarist
in the world if only he was around now
because that's what we need we need a
manager yeah
well listen i know this uh guy down the
pub on the coastline
he said that there was a an open mic
night tomorrow and uh
he was like hey hey come along go and go
and see it's amazing we could also get a
pause i just want to go very quickly
then the director's cut there was a clip
of her in the pub last night with that
guy
play hey hey come along
he really didn't disappoint we go back
to the main movie and soon
this scene ends and we cut across we cut
across to the main part of town
and we meet a music manager slash
producer
who is having a real tough time finding
the next best thing
play we need a proper gig i mean you
can't keep playing children's parties
it's not very rock and roll isn't it i
know we've done a lot of kids parties
and
like you love them i know i think it's
pretty rock and roll doing the kids
parties they're three years old
one more open mic night and and maybe
that could be it you know what i mean
we could do we could do our favorite
song
bing bong bonanza oh it's a big bomb
but there is a tune and you always let
me smash the glasses of that one
yeah like all the front tables crash and
i can do my guitar solo that breaks all
the glass in the room gerald honey are
you still in here i really have to clear
up for my yoga if you could
yeah yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry and and
really
you look so scruffy why don't you ever
get a real job
this is a real job mom sure it is we are
the knights of light 10 nights of light
i'm like i've heard it all before from
your father
it won't go anywhere trust me all right
oh
i'll see you tomorrow night are we in
this together
i mean it just sounds like any other
band literally it's awful what do they
think they are the knights of
lighter i know i know let's go through
the demo cds that we've received in the
last uh
week okay well this is uh from a new
band very cool very sort of out there
they're called space man they do sort of
futuristic
fusion music play
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that's that's absolutely dreadful all
right let's try this one this is a sort
of folk
indie band
so yeah i don't think they're mentally
stable enough for us to cite them well
here we go clive this is a spoken word
poet okay good play you
me the tempest of the sea
which way do you see me
going where can i be
absolutely i mean there's a final one
it's a
mediterranean throat singing it's a a
really interesting other fusion oh put
it in bernie put it pause pause
we're going to listen to quite a bit of
this one i think
clay
what they do is they isolate they
isolate the voice of just the female
throat singer
because she's definitely the most
talented
listen to this play oh
oh oh
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oh stop okay listen bernie i i i really
like these guys i think
mighty throat really had it clive
i think we should sign mighty throat
we've only got room for one more band on
our roster for this year
i think it should be mighty throat life
you've lost your sense of reality mighty
throat the name is everything
i've got bad news for you let's play a
bit more of it come on
stop i can't listen to any more of that
clive honestly
we've been brothers and we will continue
to be brothers but if you want us to
keep being business partners
we need to start making some money i
mean i've got i've got to be honest with
you
five bands have less left us this month
five bands well yeah but
that's because we you know we need we
need to be more daring you know mighty
throat is exactly the kind of band that
could turn this label around
mighty throat okay
fine oh they're just so good because if
you really believe in it then i'll
believe in it too they're
playing an open mic night there was a
really weird man who i saw at the pub
the other day
yeah a very very quick clip of him in
the pub with the man
it's a really long conversation as well
ends with a secret handshake play
so uh hi there you're uh doing an open
mic night uh
hey yeah hey hey how's it going yeah
hey sorry i was just talking about the
uh the open mic
night you're just saying hey how's it
going hey it's not it's not really
relevant to what i'm saying hey how's it
going
hey hey look sir you have problems
don't you i mean this is now a
conversation
is meant to go are you having an open
mic night
hey how's it going hey you're not
responding to any of my
questions you want to do a secret
handshake well i don't see how it's
relevant but okay
fine bernie i want you to go back to the
group
hey how's it going
oh back to the main movie back to the
main movie
and yeah seems they're gonna be going to
that very open mic
night and when this scene ends we then
go into this amazing scene where we
see our band dreaming about the success
that might come
this amazing special effects scene where
they're crowd surfing
through a throng of adoring fans play
you really believe in it well then we'll
make it work
but cliff we'll have our ups and downs
but we'll always be brothers
yeah brothers in the music business
you see um i i've got one more thing i
have to tell you that ferrari that we uh
that we bought together i've had to
trade it in
oh but it's all right
they're our last hope but i really
believe in them if you do
honey i do believe in them
i think we will never regret signing
mighty throat
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this
five is this year
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wake up wake up wake up wake up
baby baby baby guys guys
we have the show tonight what you're
doing sleeping in like this
dreaming oh we've been asleep all day we
need to get to the gate how did you get
out of our communal bed on your own
i always wake up when you wake up that's
weird i was in such a deep sleep
you know what i was dreaming about crowd
surfing over wembley arena
i was right there with you yeah we were
holding hands by my drumstick
and it was signed by dave grub oh
our hero dave dave grohl
my guitar was signed by chesney hulk
hawks
hero of all heroes chesney hero to dave
girl himself yeah
dave gold always said chesney hawks is
my only inspiration
my number one actually he's the reason
that nirvana wrote never mind
yeah i remember cobain said i'm a cheesy
dork compared to chesney hawks yes
i just want to say i'm sorry chesney if
this is turning out to be more of an ego
bruising evening
than you intended there is a genuine
love love and excitement
that you've treated in play why don't we
kneel
and take the pledge of chesney as we do
before all gigs
i am the one and only i am the one and
only i am the one
all right guys the gig is tonight
you're right hands let's keep on night
hats on
actually i've got a gift for you tonight
a gift
mom mom where's that here it is gift
yes i can only afford one thank you i
found it under your bed
oh are you doing hiding things under my
bed well i wanted to keep it a surprise
mum
oh look are you still trying to do this
bend thing
mum please go upstairs and mind your own
business
oh all right i'm sorry oh
thank mum if you come to the open mic
night tonight we've actually uh
we've we've done a song in your honor
yeah it's called the washing up song
yeah it's a slow balance and it's it's
about us
watching you washing up all our dishes
all our life and
wow it's a little homage to to you we've
actually it's cute
like poppy dance routine for it well i
might come along but you know what they
say but you know what i say your father
he just
he just rubbed the rock and roll right
out of me he did rub a lot
ruined rock and roll for me forever when
he ran off and
and left you and i and you and i and you
us that's the word i was looking for us
well you know maybe i'll see you yes an
improviser who can't think of the word
us he's really
really a poor improviser
yes but it seems that the mother is
gonna go and soon we cut the open mic
night and we're gonna hear
a mega mix of all the different bands
performing that night
until of course we get to the nights of
light
song for the evening play well i can't
say i approve
but you kids you've been practicing for
years and
please come mom it would mean everything
to us oh well
i'll see if jyn's been moved
you're looking very beautiful today just
so i can say
oh thank you very much oh you're so
welcome it's a lovely
shawl do you mind waiting on i think
she's just so gorgeous i'm always doing
it
okay okay okay welcome to the doorstep
open make night all right we got some uh
i've been asked to give a big thumbs up
to kentucky joe's chicken shop
uh great chicken and uh
mainly uh affordable all right so
we got our first band coming out here
and uh the first band is
uh is uh oh yeah the uh these guys uh
you're gonna you're gonna love this
group
they've got mediterranean sounds and um
quite a few different numbers to take it
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away
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all right i'm gonna take it up again now
welcome back to
the favorites of uh the dorsett
lighthouse uh community this is uh
venom snake cop mix take it away
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creature
it's a shame when you have to taser the
acts all right
next up we got our penultimate act this
is a new band
called mighty throat take it away mighty
throat mighty throat everyone
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coordinated effort i think we can all
agree and uh we actually have a late
entry
into the evening tonight i'm really
excited about these guys new york local
yokel a rock and roll group called the
uh
knights of life please give it up for
the knights of life there we are they're
gonna make us follow that
throw up band yeah i know they're good
all right
yeah i know that but moms may be
watching
so let's just pretend like she is i
wasn't expecting them to have a
conversation before they
started performing but uh you ready guys
we uh take it from the
five six five six seven eight
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add some water to the bubbles
and soap it
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or else you to wash your pots
make sure you got a mother
who wants to wash for you real good
oh thank you more thank you
thank you
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thank you
fantastic fantastic
the owner of a red hyundai it has blown
into the sea hey y'all bro
you got a sec yes sorry i was just uh
listen i uh really respect you as a
person
and a creative but uh respect you too
i've made a decision
we're gonna sign the knights of light
what about
mighty throw you can sign them
if you want to split up the company
and bernie that's a hell of a decision i
mean
what brothers well this is how the music
industry works you've got to move fast
you've got to make decisions it's got to
be brash
so what is it what's it to be knights of
light or the mediterranean throat
singing band
bernie good luck with your future career
i'm signing the throat guys can you
leave this
did you not hear their set tonight it
was sensational
the guy at the back just making a sound
that wasn't connected to any of the
other sounds
that's amazing that is the future of
music okay
bernie good luck you're gonna need it
with those
jumps guys here celebratory pint
please all on me well done guys we
really
really rocked the chestnut
hey yeah hello uh you probably saw me
sitting in the front row i uh
yeah we only had eyes for our mum
actually so i don't think she uh
made it there do you know who that is
guys
about your mother in front of him is
he's his big manager what who is he
it's one of the biggest managers in the
country
sorry about that yeah we don't care
about our mum
well uh here's my card
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i uh i saw you guys and i think you uh
you're really great i'd like to sign you
on a six-year contract and
uh two record deals what are you serious
so uh is it a yes or is it a no you mean
all of us together
all of us well we'll talk about that in
a second is it a yes or is it a no
it's gotta be a yes
you signed the hero of our heroes
chesney hawks yeah we wear our t-shirts
underneath our uniforms every time we
perform
we all do that you're a chesney believer
a hawkerian listen
i i can't say no we're on board
what drinks all around cheers
mine thanks a lot uh now uh gang i uh
need to talk to your lead singer alone
just to uh finalize the deal is that all
right
yeah sure i'll go to the bar yeah i'll
see you at the bar see you later we love
you
come on what's up guys congratulations
what's your name pal
oh people call me gregory well gregory
uh people in the music industry need to
make
they call him gregory sometimes but up
until this moment they have called him
gerald
because that's his name play but my
family over there my real family they
call me gerald's
what would you prefer to be called well
my real name is gregory but
if we're gonna have a friendly
relationship well do you want to be a
family member
absolutely gerald general well gerald uh
the music business is harsh it's tough
it moves forward very quickly
and i would like to make a decision with
you
i think i see you as more of a solo
artist
uh solo artist it's all right i will
bring in my own band everything's going
to be great you can have artistic
influence over what you sing
but i just want you listen
um you're a fellow horcarian from one to
another
they're my hawk family we don't go
anywhere without each other i mean i
don't want to go back to being gregory
i've been a general for the last 10
years since i met hans and jimmy and
i mean my twin sister i can't i am the
one and only
it's a decision that you have to make
hey
give me a call when you want to play
with the big boys
oh dear oh dear oh dear
that's how it always goes down to the
open mic some people get recognized
uh some people get left behind but what
do i know
i'm just chesney hawks jesse
see you later kid yeah and then
chesney hawks chesney hawks comes back
and he delivers
the greatest ever chesney hawks pun
you'll ever hear play what's that really
just
looks like your path
has come to a chesney fork
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what happened
thank you chesney everything in your
future depends on the decision you make
in this moment what you're gonna do
destiny how can i betray my my hawk
family
without them i'm just gregory i betrayed
my family
melinda hawkes joey hawks
little bobby hawks in the director's cut
that was a very quick clip of chesney
hawks betraying his entire family
i'm just gonna put that on play
i'm sorry i truly am
chesney chesney man
we go back to the main movie and yet
we're about to see
we're about to see like so many rock and
roll stars
he sacrifices the things that he loves
for the thing that he thinks that he
wants
and then before we follow his journey
anymore we cut
back to clive the brother who is having
a
jam session in a studio with the
mediterranean throat singing band
play because the mistake i made was
killing them in cold blood you could
just
take the contract so
you think i should do it chesney follow
the path to glory
i think you're the only one
who can decide
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why don't you get a real job a real
job
i'm sorry hawks
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okay okay okay
before we continue now bernie has moved
away from the business now i know that's
a blow i know a lot of people thought
that he
really had the business acumen that i
did not have
but we are going to prove them wrong
throat singers okay
because we here with uh you and you with
me as your manager
are going to please don't laugh at my
addiction thank you now i
sorry i have a lot of uh a lot of
personal problems you seem unsure
about the mediterranean throat syndrome
no don't listen
who is the woman in the orange jumper i
can't work out whether she's now
part of the band as well maybe she's a
vocal coach
play look i know you wanted to do your
rehearsals in the top room but i do have
yoga in about six minutes i know if you
wouldn't mind
absolutely no notes taken thank you very
much bernie that's so let's see
we've got this space for a while now six
minutes let's do one quick rehearsal
take it from the top please the top of
the uh
my throat has been bleeding a lot okay
okay okay georgia that's that's really
bad news for us because your throats
are money makers okay have you factored
in that we need at least
14 hours a day to steam 14 hours of
steaming okay
a lot of physiotherapy right anyone
else's
anyone else's throats bleeding
three out of three three out three
that's a high ratio
of three okay well i tell you what let's
let's try and continue and if we can
just get through one number all right
okay out of five six
seven eight
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no this is not ideal no no but bernie
bernie perhaps had a point about
about the three of you because because
without your throats
you really haven't got very much have
you how dare you speak to us like that
no i'm sorry but it's just you know who
we are
we are the biggest sod singing band in
all of the world right listen
today i'm going to go steaming
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look at him poor boy steaming
he's addicted to steaming look at him
you've driven him to this
this poor man addicted to steaming
himself
i'm sorry but i just don't think that
this contract
is working out we will have to take our
business elsewhere
i've already paid you a ten thousand
pound advantage well it's just not
enough to cover the physiotherapy the
deep
tissues throat physio that we need but
if you walk away
i've only got one band left on my books
oh poor you
thought singers fly
well looks like it's back to tambourine
tommy
[Laughter]
get out of here
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where is he he's taking so long have
either of you seen him i've texted him
earlier but he's not going back yeah i
thought
it takes him to say come to the hideout
guys i
i saw him yeah where
they were in a posh office we're talking
about contracts yeah
i'm really trying to strike lovely
office in spite of the pub no
guys i heard him saying that
and i didn't want to tell you because i
know you are twins and you would feel it
so hard in your heart
but he said he's going to go it alone
ow i didn't want to tell you both i'm
pretty sure that's what i heard
i can't believe he would do this
especially to you sandra
you can't be serious i bet you feel like
you two you know in the womb together
being birthed one after the other and
then he does this to you i mean there's
something i never told you
what sandra we were actually born as the
same person
we got separated but we always thought
our musical ability was just sliced
right down the middle
i can't believe you would do this to us
him without me is
half a musical ability point and me
without him i'm
i'm half half musically able
well i can't believe it i mean he has
always been the one at the front telling
us what to do
always chasing after the money yeah but
i've always been the one behind you know
charging from the rear yeah and you need
both those forces
yeah like it's so true like a sheep
herder hurting us all together well he
clearly doesn't think so
he gave me these glasses when we formed
the band
jimmy he said we were friends we have
nothing else
he gave me this penny whistle i've never
actually played it yet but go on try it
now
[Music]
no it's not even working without him
it's very difficult to play because
you're a fifth of a musician without
but guys we have each other i don't why
don't we just
hey look you're a great singer you could
sing our songs we could we could do the
washing up song without it
carry on let's admit it we have nothing
without him was only ever good at the
backing vocals
it will be all right love they'll
understand
um but me and sandra we
we were the one and only this is why
this is why i tried to get you out of
rock and roll that's all rock and roll
does it
tears families up it tears them apart
just like your father left and how you
i don't know mum i don't know if i'm
doing the right thing look son
you've got to follow your dreams but
remember
where your family is pause pause we're
about to see
my favorite bit obviously he's got
gerald
whatever his name is he's got a big
album that's about to come out but we've
not heard it yet
and we have this amazing montage now
where we see him kind of getting
progressively more famous
doing more and more promotional chat
shows and different things promoting his
brand
and his new album play
look you're just like your father he was
always like this wanted to go it alone
be the star and i can't help your love
good luck right gregory jeffrey whatever
you're called
letterman tonight be ready all right
hello everyone good evening
introducing david letterman
hi good to see you oh yeah
gregory with me here in the studio
tonight why don't you tell me a little
about yourself huh
you're you're you're a big guy what's
your background so i actually started
life as a lighthouse keeping family
member
i i go by the lighthouse keeper now all
right how's keeper
yeah that's my uh that's my name are you
gonna sing song for us tonight yeah
okay all right okay give it up for uh
the lighthouse keeper
we love you lighthouse keeper i mean not
bad but maybe be a bit more
funny conan at seven o'clock all right
all right
hey how you doing i'm great thanks for
having me on codename oh well you know
we love to have people on here ha ha ha
you want to tell us a bit about yourself
possible so i i love conan i just want
to put a very quick clip of him just on
his own
just introducing a show just showing him
at his absolute
funniest
just doing some observational comedy
about about kind of life really but i
just think it's brilliant play
you know what they say about oranges
they never stop being juicy and and
that's why my hair is orange so i'm
always
juicy you know what i mean i mean that's
not
it i've always been like this you know
what they say about
lights they're bright and they burn
we go back to the main movie play
yeah that's right i actually lived and
live in a lighthouse wow well that's
just really amazing you want to perform
a song for us tonight
sure this one's going out to my family
yeah i mean not too bad maybe less stuff
about the lighthouse now i've got booked
you on chesney hawk's new talk show
seven o'clock oh my god chesney i can't
tell you hey how are you doing how are
you
live in five minutes i'm so excited i
mean everything i've done is because of
you okay
come on i'm just a legend
we're going like that that's it okay
ladies and gentlemen hello and welcome
to the chesney hawks show i
got a fantastic guest very excited
thank you i got a fantastic guest a new
artist calls himself the lighthouse
keeper
i used to be a member of a band but he's
kicked them out and he is going solo
oh you suck okay let's uh let's show the
guy a little support all right okay come
on here we go please give it up for
the new solo artist the lighthouse
keeper
sometimes in your life
you need a light to guide you through
and i'm sorry for all i have done
to my family you you you and you
throw tomato at his face you can help me
with all you've got all right and i know
i'll be okay oh that's sorry
sometimes in this life you've got to
stand
up on your own two feet and say
i am the man
yes i can
he is the man and yes
he can
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what are you doing come on we're on live
television here
my band members are in the audience okay
well we can get those guys kicked right
out don't worry about that
don't worry we're leaving i hope you're
having a nice time
chesney i thought better of you mate hey
come on i'm just running a chat
i didn't you killed your family and i
know it i'm never going to be happy
about that okay that's never been proven
i still think you're pretty badass i'm
honest all right big fan
big fan thank you i'm sorry i'm sorry
chesney i just i saw them and i
that must have been emotional for you
seeing all those guys if they're all
that time come on
come on let's talk about it let's talk
about it come on let's get real let's
get real on the show
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yeah get real yeah this guy's hurting
right
we love you justin you're hurting yeah
you're hurting inside right you're
hurting
yeah i'm hurting this is great zoom
right in pause yeah this is the tragedy
of it because he is becoming famous
and the more sad and lonely he becomes
the more beloved he comes to his public
who just can't get enough
of his kind of angsty tunes play
you know fame's a roller coaster you
know just two weeks ago i was
hosting an open mind by the lighthouse
you know now i've got a nationally
syndicated show
you know it's up and down for chesney
hawks
to up it down for you too okay yeah i
just
if you're still watching out there my
family who i've
started with nothing with i'm i'm sorry
and um
so sorry and i owe it all to you and i
know that oh yeah man
get real emotional right into the lens
they love that
i got back on television by crying
well i'm not doing this for a fetch
chestnut no it's all for effect
no i'm i'm joking gerald is it true that
that
you smeared pooh in the faces of your
own family
that was an incident which i'd rather
not talk about right now true get into
the detail it's all great
is it true that you cut off your own
conjoined twin i mean not personally but
we were separated at birth yes i love
your single about that
thank you so you were separated from
your twin at birth and then you
separated yourself
from your twin on the band deep
yeah oh my god you're gonna be a mega
star
ladies and gentlemen and the grammy for
biggest single of the year
goes to the lighthouse keeper
[Applause]
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oh my god is he crying so awkward
my goodness it's weird to see you
backstage here sitting on enormous piles
of cash like this
oh i didn't know you guys
work here well we came to give you
something
things that we don't need anymore
oh come on
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my penny vessel no i know you never
actually told me how to play it
i was really waiting for that day you
said we would do a sort of
penny whistle in the song thing and that
i would be the one to do it but
there's still time hands this whole time
i've got
my scar tissue
that's so special yeah please i'm sorry
i don't need any of this i just want to
go back to the night of light how we
used to be
can you i've been listening to your
songs
they're not you the thing that hurts the
most
we were a family all right enough here
listen this guy just want to grammy stop
ruining his night if you want to talk to
him
you'll have to go through his publicist
come on do you know who wrote that chord
progression
doesn't matter it doesn't matter but
he's the talent you want
and her and me
we've always been there in his heart in
his creativity
in himself you know what they're right
i don't need this this grumpy doesn't
mean anything without them
i got twisted up you and chesney in my
ear
it doesn't mean anything without my
family i've been
gregory all this time i want to go back
to being gerald listen to what you're
saying
listen to the words you're saying it
doesn't make any sense
i'm sorry i'm out
if you'll have me back have you back
the nights of life reunite really
please it's the only thing that means
anything to me anymore we'll be back
playing you know small pubs
venues three-year-olds birthday parties
i love three-year-olds birthdays parties
that's
okay i like the love of han's look on
his face
so excited i want those days again
please let me back
well i have missed it and my job that
i've got recently hasn't been paying the
bills
you're an excellent clown
yeah definitely a quick clip of him
being a clown
play introducing dudley mcdiddles
who only speaks with riddles
[Applause]
riddle me re riddle me roo which one of
your birthdays is it
is it you
wriggle me re riddle me rye what's in my
hands
a fly
all right kids who wants to hear a song
by chesney hawks
seriously fame is a freaking roller
coaster
we go back to the main movie go back to
the main movie
yeah and we are at a big crunch point
what is gonna happen is he gonna turn
his back on the grammys and the chance
to maybe play at wembley
to play at pubs but be with his family
where his soul is play
andre hans
hans is always in for hands
the night of life reunite
[Applause]
well bernie how's it going with your new
guy
not so uh good if i'm being honest oh
dear
sorry you stepped away from mighty
throats eh
no i'm not i'm not no there were three
of them and they had terrible medical
history
now this
i came here because uh although he's
left me
we did make hundreds of thousands of
dollars together
all right i thought maybe if
if you wanted to we could uh restart the
label
you know what i'd love that
because you bernie you're my brother
and blood is thicker than water and
because
tommy tambourine is truly terrible
find a gig for him if you can
okay i will congratulate you challenge
accepted
he's very sexually aggressive
[Laughter]
that's quite enough of that
for the rest of my life
there we go we can't we follow the rest
of the film we follow the rest
of the film as we go into the final five
minutes and there's still a few
different
little odds and ends that we need to tie
up neatly before rocking out for the
final time
play
sandra just practicing my moves oh well
come on love you can
you come with me and wash up so i'm so
sad it didn't work out for your brother
i
i know that that you were hurt when he
left but
it's so much better to have him back
isn't it yeah
yeah it is yeah and you know what we've
got another surprise for you tonight but
a surprise
this time it's not up hub it's it's a
special gig on the top of the lighthouse
oh is it yeah well that's
that's lovely you know i i always just
wanted you to be
happy you know i mean rock and roll it
ruined my life but
it might be just the thing that saves
yours
yeah it nearly ruined mine but you know
scar tissue is healed once again and
so is my heart and you know if you want
you can always be a yoga instructor like
me there's loads of courses online we're
here for the yoga session we've been
waiting quite some time
my limbs are stiff as a board quite
frankly and i might be asking for a
groupon refund
come with me fellas come with me i'm i'm
sure we can help you out
love you mum see you tonight
come on guys let's do this okay all
right oh so cold up here
right at the top all right turn the
light on can you manage that
all right yes it's going to look amazing
yeah wow i hope she likes it
i'm so glad that we all get to do this
together you know
just like old-time fans yeah look i have
a surprise for you as well
what is it uh i got the world news
media to film this tonight from that
boat over there
yeah it's being uh put out on conan on
letterman on
stephen colbert and all the other
specifically americans
wow yeah but we got transatlantic but
signs we're not ready we haven't
practiced
together for months we've got it in us
we all have it in us we've been
practicing ever since you left
we never stopped look it's too late for
us to get worried anyway
yeah look across the distance thousands
of people
marching towards the lighthouse just to
listen
like most to the light that's right the
biggest gig we'll ever play together
thousands of people look at them
gathering on the show
they're just to listen to us play what's
happening there's thousands of people
outside are they here for yoga
this is a gig mama we're about to rock
out
pause sorry to interrupt i just want to
try and set something up here
we are indeed about to rock out and what
i would like to try and create
is a zoom mosh pit of some kind so when
the chorus kicks in
i want you all to go absolutely wild
okay
i want you rocking and moving and
dancing
we're gonna make sure that the cameras
are showing it and we're gonna try and
have a huge
socially distanced rock anthem finale
play oh wow it's
it's wonderful you aren't popular after
all sit your sexy butt down and
just play going to like it i promise
drake do it for your dad yeah let's do
it for us
sandra you start this treat
[Music]
let's do it together
one two one two
[Music]
and your
[Applause]
alive
oh
[Music]
alive
take a course
[Music]
solo now
[Music]
oh
[Music]
better
[Applause]
[Music]
i know
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
i think that was the best thing i've
ever seen i'm so
so proud of you and i've i've got one
thing to tell you
your father is in the audience
that's right
i'm so sorry i didn't tell you i just
didn't want you to get dragged into the
fame game
that's the thing you see
i'm really your dad so you never killed
your family after all no it was just a
metaphor no i had to say that i'd kill
my family because
you guys are my family by the power of
chesney hawks
by the power of chessy hawks
i knew you'd make the right decision i
knew you guys would all make it together
in the end
and it's been my privilege to watch you
through the highs and lows
tell me one thing
watch his name did you have a rockin
time
the hawks rocks
well good luck for the future
and if you ever need a friendly word of
advice
just scream like a hawk into the air
did you see that he just turned into a
hawk
he's gone oh wow
so that hawk that was living on the top
of the lighthouse this whole time
dad dad watching over us that makes so
much sense
who knew that the most rock and roll
thing in the world would be family huh
i'm sorry mum i'm sorry that we couldn't
be more of a family
sooner but now look at us now
it just took rock and roll to unite
the family pause yeah and the whole
movie comes to an end with one
final endemic chorus of there's a light
play now go on
let's give him one more luckily i got
some spare guitars in the back
welcome to madison square garden thank
you we are the knights of light
and this is light over the rocks
one two three
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
what
[Applause]
thank you so so much everyone
watching that what a joy what a genre
that we've never tackled before
and probably will never tackle again
thank you so
so much particularly to our musicians
because that was just amazing
and for everyone dancing at home then
that was just apps that would teach us
shows even though we are all
far apart at the moment we still can
find ways to be together and it's pretty
moving and it's pretty powerful
of course it's not just us making rock
and roll in here there's people
contributing to this
crazy bunker show all over the world
making artwork for
these show so let's have a look at the
amazing work of angry media and all of
our other fan art
looking at our posters and stuff we've
got four things tonight let's have a
look at them go
[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
incredible just absolutely incredible
and thank you so much to everyone here
everyone watching of course thank you
to chesney hawks who was
incredibly influential in the whole of
the story so remember
everyone when things are getting hard at
the moment just get on the roof
and scream into the night like a hawk
and chesney will be there
to help you all and we're gonna have a
tiny little break from this show now
this mischief movie night in
we're back next friday and we've got
another 11 shows coming we've got some
specials including a valentine's day
special
a sunday sequel we're gonna do a movie
and then the following movie is gonna be
the sequel to that later on the sunday
we've got 11 more and they are
definitely going to be the final show so
get your tickets now
we can't wait to spend some more time
with you here in our bunker thank you so
much to everyone who's watched the last
three shows in the last 24 hours it has
been so
so much fun until we can all be together
and laugh together let's stay safe find
a way to enjoy ourselves and look after
each other good night bye cheers
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
did it
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