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live from london and streaming around
the world
everything you'll see tonight is
completely improvised
this is mischief movie night in please
welcome your host
oscar hello
yes hello and welcome back welcome back
to
bishop movie 19 it's so great to be with
you today
wow it's so great to be here this is
technically our second
show of sunday if you were with us for a
late night show last night yo you'll
know that's what we were doing
um welcome back to the comedy bunker
everything you see this afternoon is
completely improvised without any
further ado
let's welcome our amazing house band
it's ashani and richard
and let's give some love to our
incredible technical team and camera
team and of course
our mischief improvising cast for the
afternoon
yes
it's so so excellent to be with you all
this afternoon welcome
to mischief movie night in my name is
oscar
and i have every single movie you've
ever seen in fact i have every single
movie you could ever possibly imagine
and this afternoon we're gonna watch one
of the films from my infinite collection
of movies
but which one we watch is entirely down
to all of you the people tuning in
from all over the world and first of all
let's get some suggestions from our
amazing zoom
audience we've got a lot of first-time
participators today and i know they've
been watching but this is the first time
they've been able to get on here
which is really really exciting so first
of all let's meet the flynn hayden
family and find out what they want to
see today
they've gone they've gone they they saw
that opening
and they decided i don't want to watch
this they heard me stumble over the
words into
in the introduction and they tuned out
that's fine let's go
to the beach family instead the beach
family
hello the beach family how are you doing
today
fantastic and what genre of film would
you like to watch today
we would really love to see some sort of
office romance
maybe in in a funeral home wow an
office romance in a funeral you've
really thought about this in quite a
incredible
okay yeah okay so a rom-com and you've
you've probably got the location there
as well
okay so a rom-com fantastic um now let's
meet
the um let's meet let's go to dd who has
been with us quite a few times
just before new year dee dee and her
friend hello can you hear me
yes hey guys thinking of okay
disney and fairy tale i know it's been
suggested a lot of times already but
no one has picked it yet so we're hoping
we are itching to do a disney movie i
don't want to kind of push the vote
we'd love to do one but just they never
get picked so a disney film that would
be fantastic a disney
film excellent and then finally let's
go let's go to let's go to rupert the
rupert family first
rupert family hello rubert family
hello guys where are the rupert family
hey guys hello hello hello what genre of
film would you like to see
um a war hip-hop musical please a war
hip-hop musical interesting
you quite like as well i think say that
again
set in a girls boarding school called
mallory siege towers
again again you guys have really done a
lot of detailed work and
just before we move tessa i know it's
your birthday today so happy birthday
from everyone here have an excellent day
happy 12th birthday brilliant okay so we
have got we have got three
i would say cracking suggestions of
shows
of movies that we could improvise today
so we're gonna put this through a
democratic process
so we're gonna open a poll if you want
to see a rom-com a romance office movie
then i want you to vote for option a
if you want to see a disney film that's
a disney film we're quite keen to do
that
then i want you to vote for option b and
of course if you want to see a war
hip-hop musical i want you to vote for
option c so one more time i'll give you
that again
either a rom-com and that's option a a
disney movie option b
of a war hip-hop story that is option
c the voting opens now
what they gonna pick
so far no one has voted
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no one has voted is that a technical
issue or is there some kind of mutiny
amongst the zoom audience
can we share the results
there we go no it's
it's b it's b you can't see it but if we
believe
i'm being told it is option b it is
option b so it is
a disney movie that's incredibly
exciting
incredibly exciting okay so what i need
now is a location for this movie so i
believe
the flynn hayden family have returned
from wherever they went
so the flynn hayden family come on in
where are you
space mountain space space mountain at
disney world
oh i see okay space mountain it's like a
like a fun fair that's very cool yeah
that's a good shout out that's a good
shout
let's get a few more so cheyenne and
martin
cheyenne and martin in bolton what would
you like where would you like this movie
to be set give me a fantastic disney
location
so i really want to put it in a mine in
a mine
brilliant brilliant a mind let's let's
get some more options let's get some
more options
um what about um let's go to uh grace
grace is putting her hand up in a very
calm manner so grace here
grace where would you like this movie to
be set that was so polite
um am i unmuted you are unmuted
great um i was going to suggest
paddington railway station
oh i like a railway station a lot yes
let's go for that grace because you were
the politest of the suggestions as well
and
politeness you know is is brilliant um
so
let's go for a railway station a railway
station
it's a disney movie set in a railway
station and so what i need now is give
me a wave
if you've got a fantastic title for this
movie what could it be called give me a
big wave the marsh family the marsh
family what would you like this movie to
be called
um we would like the the movie to be
called
the wizard of paddington station the
wizard of paddington station you know
what you're absolutely right
this film is called the wizard
of paddington station i'm very very
excited that's a brilliant title because
that also does a lot of work for us
i've got to say that's brilliant the
wizard of paddington station
is an absolutely amazing film and before
we watch it obviously it's not just our
incredible zoom audience
who are suggesting things there's
literally thousands of people from all
around the world watching right now
tweeting in and facebooking and
instagraming ideas for what they want to
see today
so i'm gonna join the wonderful bryony
and nancy
in social media corner how's it going
guys hello
welcome to social media corner thank you
so much for all of your amazing
suggestions that have been coming in
there are thousands
so we would like to have a look through
them and pick some nice things out
okay so we're on twitter we're starting
with twitter um
let's see we've got harry this is
facebook we understand social media
we're fine
i want the most unnecessary use of an
obstacle course
oh wait this one's really bitter about
getting a parking ticket 18 months ago
lost an appeal and just can't get over
it brings it up any given opportunity
we'll do that bit because we'll do a
different award to yeah that's that's
that's that's because yes
we'll do that character the parking
ticket person
so bitter about a parking ticket you got
18 months ago amazing
let's head to instagram
oh unnecessary 80's aerobics would be
very really fun i do love that
um and then they both shot it very good
barbershop quartet coming up okay
suggestions
quartet number i reckon we go
for the best barbershop quartet we can
and if
it is tone deaf which it could be then
we've done both
and we fulfilled two calls that's
excellent love that suggestion
and then finally to weather twitter
um never seen it coming of age stored
never seen nobody don't talk about it
is the time to showcase his catwalk
swagger
very good okay great just but we've got
just belong legs
we've got a barbie shop quartet really
well done not bad at
all and the parking ticket person
parking ticket person
amazing thank you so much back to oscar
excellent that's absolutely brilliant
thanks for those suggestions i can't
help but think that maybe kate sullivan
was given a parking ticket around 18
months ago
and is still bitter maybe we'll find out
um so
we are going to see the wizard of
paddington station
it is an absolutely fantastic fantastic
film and as it's a disney movie
it opens with a really beautiful feel
good musical number all
about the train station the different
people working there
the different journeys people are going
on and then we go to head
office and we meet two people who've
worked at the station
for the entirety of their lives
everyone around the world please make
some sunday
afternoon noise for the wizard of
paddington station
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[Applause]
play
here at paddington station everything is
magical here at paddington station
everything you want comes true here at
paddington station
the track is on the line i'm
here with you and you're with my
here at paddington station everything is
bliss
there's everything happening all the
time so some things you may miss
trains i love trains i love trains
no not planes it's trains i love trains
i love trains
trains i love trains i love trains
love my trains i love trains i love
trains
i love trains
see the smoke clear
and the carriages glisten on the rail
every day i commute into work is another
experience
i love this place and all its history
i love trains i love trains i love
trains
i love trains i love trains i love
trains
i love trains
[Applause]
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hey martin how are you doing today call
me
by your the parental term father please
sorry father i just god i'm so excited
to be here i want to call you by your
official name so people don't think that
i'm you know
only getting this job because if you dad
petunia you
are well i know that but
you know how much i've always wanted to
work here at paddington station
hear that sound it's so magical and
and dad i gotta thank you so much for
giving me this great opportunity
petunia you know in order to become the
princess
of hello sir how may we help you today
you spoiled her gregory who said you
sent her to international school
i know i've made many mistakes you see
this is how all the staff see you well i
can't do anything about my accent i mean
i grew up in new york
yes i know gregory she looks like a
princess i mean you can't work in a
train station looking like a princess
she needs to fit in
wrap her up a bit absolutely and how on
earth do you expect to work at a train
station with that kind of gate you need
to take large
steps oh yeah so you get around the
station faster well of course i'm
i'm so glad to learn everything
everybody here has to teach me i've
always loved the british culture so much
petunia i have one question to ask you
yes father are you
proud of yourself
of course her father martin
is a totally bizarre guy but yeah we
find out what is it specifically
that's happening today is it a new job
what is that job
and what's happening with the father
martin play
well that seems like kind of a loaded
question father
but i but i gotta say that if you're
proud of me then
then i'm proud of me so i guess right
back at you dad well then you are not
proud of yourself petunia not proud at
all because frankly
ever since you came back from new york
you've been a huge disappointment to me
this kingdom paddington it runs
uncertainty
it runs on yes dullness
it runs on people being at the right
place at the right time and everything
being
thoroughly timetabled it doesn't run on
dreams and this it doesn't
run on this does it petunia
now listen it doesn't father it doesn't
run on
on magic i understand that you you sent
me away all those years ago when
mother passed and and i know you
couldn't handle
raising me by yourself but you got to
believe me i've always dreamed of coming
back here
and so i'll i'll learn whatever you have
to teach i'll i'll be
orderly and and and regimented and yeah
i don't even need this cool awesome
princess hat
okay petunia what i want you to do mark
my words
is i want you to work like a good worker
and i don't want you to be
distracted by any of those things one
piece of advice petunia
yes take all your dreams and put them
in your pocket and zip up that pocket
tight
and then maybe one day you'll lead
the kingdom of paddington like all your
ancestors before you
well that that really is my only dream
i'll do whatever it takes to be a great
leader as you father fantastic platform
three
needs a up on aisle two of course
right away off i go i'll make you proud
dad i promise
that i'd like to see
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[Laughter]
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oh nothing gives me
more pleasure than to adjust
time with magic and
cause a perfectly scheduled train
to run just one minute late
late late late
late late late late turning late
late late the trains are running late
last
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okay
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trains plan
to sail to the destination on
time the next train on platform five is
three minutes late
you did it again master well done
yeah i love this scene i love this song
as well it really plays with
form and structure in the sense that
it's
it's kind of it changes so often
it's barely a song in many ways
sometimes it's a beautiful song other
times it's just a man
kind of screaming out as if in pain
irregardless of the melody beneath the
play well done elizabeth
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trains we have delayed today elizabeth
have you the list
of course i've got the list master watch
it roll along the floor it is so long
i do love an exaggerated scroll
of course we've got the stand standing
hole
which trains have you delayed this
morning i've laid all the trains to
scotland and newcastle that's half of
scotland and newcastle
oh my lord you are so
powerful i see it radiating from beyond
your cape we are forever in
awe of you sire for giving us
mere train tickets life forms your lord
we
are forever grateful and since the
people of the
real world do not believe in magic we
shall continue to ruin the train
schedule
forever yeah pause pause yeah
i think we have worked out who our bad
guys are
in this disney film you know some evils
are driven by revenge
some just want to see the world burn but
these just want to create
minor delays to rail schedules
but of course we've learned that the
rest of humankind they don't believe in
magic but it seems petunia does
which we'll catch up with later play
[Laughter]
a doubt circles me represented by this
hoop i reach through the hoop and pull
out the doubts do you see what the doubt
is
i see the doubt that is a hoop from a
woman's head
it is very good more literal than i
thought it was
the hat upon the woman that arrived just
this morning
petunia junior that's right petunia the
daughter of the station
only one with magic running through
their veins
a headpiece such as this that's right
master
i took a spy on her
earlier and i could see as you
radiate your magic and powerfulness she
also has an aura
how can you say such a thing the wizard
of paddington station is the only one
with an aura just for long legs you
are the most magnificent of course
never have to you're starting to
question my power
my supremacy my uniqueness
will you never master
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you are demoted to a hatless position
now
keep your hat for now but
only if you discover whose hat this
is the wizarding world is all about
hats because the hats represent
hierarchy my lord
me and elizabeth we will go out into the
real world and we will find this
petunia i will walk a heartless
yes ashamed existence but
if you bring petunia to me so that i can
remove
her magical seed
inside oh dear no oh that sounds painful
master
it's a relatively sort of that much it's
a painful but relatively clean
process oh if you bring her to me then
perhaps your hat will return perhaps
in fact you will be given a greater hat
and
more wizarding power could i have a
hat with a pom-pom on it a hat with a
pom-pom on it
yes we have one of those
the most revered hat in all the kingdoms
yes
there are four spells that this hat
allows you to do
three of them not to do with tax
but it's the powers
it's not very disney that is it three of
the spells
revolve around tax in fact just very
quickly
in the director's cut there was a scene
where you saw one of the tax based
spells being cast clay
i've got to claim our expenses
[Laughter]
the power of expenses is
amazing we go back to the main move we
go back to the main movie and then this
scene
ends this scene ends very very soon and
we go back to petunia
on platform three but before we go there
i'm going to come back to our
participation audience for a few new
ideas play
the fourth is the power
of invisible flight invisible
flight serve your master will and the
pom-pom hat
shall be yours we could fly together one
day
i've always thought that would be a
lovely thing we could finally see the
moon elizabeth
the moon us little weary tickets
once blowing about in the wind now human
formed and
then up there flying to the moon
wouldn't that be a wonderful thing
that's that's been our only dream since
we were first printed elizabeth
thank you master thank you very much mr
chest for long legs
we are not worthy oh jasper
long legs
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incredible we now go back to platform
three and petunia
but before we do obviously in most
disney films there's usually i like the
tickets there's kind of inanimate
objects
that guide our kind of hero along their
way
so i want to go to i want to go
to the godly family i want to i want to
ask the godly family
what train station inanimate objects
are living and are the best pals of
petunia
can you can you tell me guys the bins
the bins
yes absolutely she is yes she has one
magical she has two magical bins
who help her on her travels let's go
back to the movie
play paddington station
all right peter hello there bins
i have some food for you
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i'm recycling petunia
oh golly what would i do without you two
you know
probably litter
what would anyone do without us there'd
be rubbish everywhere
of course there would you know what i
was i was so scared that there was no
magic here in paddy don't say that
petunia what's wrong with you no i know
i know my father explained everything
but
you know what since you two have started
talking to me i have a glimmer of hope
that i could
i could live like i truly want to live
you know
here coke bottle
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oh petunia love this is the real world
it's cold and it's bleak and it's a it's
a bloody train station
you know what i mean it's a pretty
horrible existence and
if you go around mentioning words like
magic words like
hope words like coke bottle you know not
bad things are going to happen aren't
they i know bag
bag one bag two i know that's the case
but if you've lived my life
paddington station is the most exciting
place you could possibly be
the train on platform two is five
minutes late
oh that's the third one this week you
know what
ever since i got here the trains have
just been running later and later i'm
starting to think it's something to do
with me
you know so do you guys do you guys like
living here listen petunia yes been to
listen come on come in between us
get in the garage down all right crouch
down in between us
we could talk safely down excuse the
smell oh god
all right that's that's right petunia
yeah you've got to be careful mentioning
magic because there's a presence in this
station that you don't know about
just belong legs your father's been
trying to protect you all your life
sending you off to new york think that's
a coincidence yeah do you think you got
that accident accent by accident
accidental accident i think that was
excellent well i thought it was an
accidental accent
but i guess it's not no pause pause
obviously very serious moment but there
is a brilliant song at the end of this
it's a bit like kind of
supercalifragilistic but it's accidental
accident song
accidental accent song and it's really
great it's your cockney knees up
play petunia yeah been one and been two
we are sworn to protect you your whole
life
yeah really so we're here to warn you
there is a wizard in this station
i thought that i that i felt a presence
when i came in but
my dad took my hat and told me not to
think about that stuff but i knew i
felt something well you've got to feel
something
you've got to feel something in your gut
in your gut
cause there's magic all around well
you've got to feel something
yes you've got to feel something in your
back in your
[Music]
but you're safe with us beware of the
wizard beware of the wizard beware of
the wizard now now
he comes to say hello where should i run
to
where should i go just come and pop
yourself back into the bottom of my legs
cause you're safe down here in our
[Music]
everywhere
oh get the message for tutorial i got
the message i
i think i i think it was accident you
were born with an accident or when you
will come
no your club are always looking out for
your side but
amongst us are going to be safe if
you're hiding
just take this piece of advice beware of
the research
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just when you think just when you think
it couldn't get any faster
it becomes even faster
for the final chorus play
what should i do come to you and then
you'll tell me what to do
we will always put you in the mean and
we'll listen to your problems
then you'll be at safety
[Applause]
[Music]
well i wasn't expecting that oh yeah
that's what you get when you get in the
bin
listen to you there's got to be
something about you that the wizard sees
well my hat my dad took it and then i
put it in my locker and now it's gone oh
you know where that locker goes what
have you got look right
now it's a portal to his bloody cabin so
we've only gone and put a hat in a
portal you mug
well what does that mean is he is he
after me now is that it he's got a taste
for the magic
he can smell you you see you sense on
the top of her head like a dog
or like a lynx or whatever it's what he
survives off of
the scent of other magicians but what
about my my father i've got to keep my
father
safe been one and been two well there's
not room for your father in here if
things get bad you know what i mean i
can't recycle him no
not my age you know when when i was in
new york
things were very different there was
magic
and we and we knew about it and we
practiced it
and since i've come here i've been
hiding that part of myself but
but maybe maybe i don't have to
if there's a wizard maybe he's not a bad
guy you know maybe it's
maybe it's all a misunderstanding but
junior why do you think we've been
why did you not listen to the chorus
about one minute ago yeah i know that we
were speaking fast but we're cursed you
see
because we thought that we could do
magic out loud
on the station on the platforms we were
children turned into bins you were six
years old we were
turn this bus into pins then into
speaking beans so we could suffer our
own existence
oh my god that's awful you know we don't
even like the taste of trash
oh my god that's uh what are you i'll
bring you something you like if you want
crumpets cramping we just want a couple
of cruffets buttered
butter crumpets i can do that
opportunity you're up
you're a bite how busby does we look
i think she's in the bin we swore we
swore we'd never get put in a bin
ever again buzzfeed is a ticket you
always get put in the bin
i'm not going back in the morning again
paul's i just want to show you a very
quick clip of the last time the two
tickets were put in a bin
play are we going they're getting on the
station with us
we're going to be used we're going to be
in their houses framed forever
forever wait what's that special tickets
what's this
wait wait a minute welcome to the bin
what's what's the bill it'll make you
soggy off a banana skin and you'll get
wrapped up in an apple core and it'll
stink of hell
no
that's a peanut butter sandwich there
you like a way out of the bin
what's this i have a way
but you must serve me for all
eternity
the train on platform 7 is cancelled
we said that we would never go in again
as long as she's in that bin she's safe
i can't do it
i'll never get my hat back elizabeth
you're gonna get your hat back
am i gonna see the moon i promise you
buzzby do you really promise
i do well then we've got to lure her out
of the bin
or disguise herself as something as
something that the children would like
something that would make her get out
the bin and come over to us lollipops
that's right
lolly creams all right lollipops and ice
creams
away
oh little girl little guy
i'll be right back there's some
customers here okay all right careful
opportunity
oh hello how may i help you today
welcome to platform 13.
thank you so much we wondered if you'd
like a lick of us
wow yeah you you sure look
juicy i'm strawberry flavor wow that's
my favorite flavor
i'm chopped mint chip with a whirl of
cream and strawberry you know i can't
help but thinking that
lollipop shouldn't talk in the real
world
she's on to us she's handlers i've still
got her
talk dick you've never caught yourself
talking to your cat before or your dog
i have talked to a cat and to a dog but
never to a food group
now i i think i know what's going on
here
i think i'm one step ahead of the game
transformed
i knew it you're working for for him
aren't you the wizard
[Music]
don't say his name don't say his name if
you say his name appears i told you okay
she was powerful look at the aura the
aura the ore
look maybe you're here to do something
bad but
but if i can just ask you really nicely
not to
would that work we need your help
and we need your help very badly
and the the only way you can help is by
following us okay and we'll show you
where where the bad magic is and you can
help us with
the bad magic yeah really you see yes
you can come with us and and and and and
see it for yourself no
please that would be very helpful pause
pause yeah we're gonna see this amazing
special effects scene
where they fly through the portal into
the wizarding
world play well i i haven't practiced
magic for a long time but you know what
this wizard guy i think he needs a real
talking too
well just take our hands and i'll take
you to him now
follow us openly
[Music]
oh wow
another realm yes it will make you quite
travel sick
oh just prepare for that oh my goodness
so
so where exactly are we going
we're going to the central clock that's
where he resides
that's right he sits inside the clock of
paddington station but remember
you must not look him directly in the
air this is her captain speaking guys
drop him we're about to land
thank you captain
[Music]
master jasper
[Music]
you want my help right are you missing
something
my my hat yes that that that is my
hoop hat well
i found it and uh i wanted to be sure
yeah i love i love the potentially
accidental introduction of the bagpipes
but that definitely leads into a most
mesmerizing kind of fantasia-esque
scottish lit moment play
my my hair oh
ah what are you
what are you doing with my hat what do
you want with me i wanted to make sure
you got it back don't you see
please step forward and take it
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my magic
for the magical seeds to be removed
magical seed magical seed
magical seed magical
magical seeds magical seeds
magical seeds what have you
you've taken it we have a magical seed
you are right it is indeed
powerful with this one i should have
listened to the bins
here place it into a cask
so it cannot be reinstalled
[Music]
i'm sorry petunia i can't have someone
interfering with
my interference of paddington station
so it was you you are the ones that are
keeping the trains from running on time
of course and i'm afraid
other wizards are not welcome
within the british rail network well
look all
all i wanted to do is was be a normal
girl just working with her father at
paddington station then you've got your
wish
because now you are just
a normal girl well i
i guess you're right i guess
congratulations
elizabeth you really mean you've done
well i could delay
people's taxes with this hand certainly
you can cause massive inconvenience
in a whole new other branch of public
service oh i will
master i will get yourself down to the
revenue
and i will see you at midnight
midnight midnight
yeah we're gonna go to the bins soon but
coming up is this amazing montage as
well we see the trains being more and
more delayed and also
just absolute chaos within hmrc
play
the next train on platform 7 didn't even
leave the previous station
station where are all these trains
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expenses you've got no expenses
none of them are valid
i'm sorry i can't afford any of my taxes
how has this happened
happened happened do you feel that come
on
that's the wizard hmrc and trains
combined it can only mean one man
that means he must have a there she is
virginia i should have listened to you i
don't know what i was thinking going up
against the wizard he
they took my powers get in
you got no aura oh girl he stole it and
now i'm
he's taking your seat now i'm worried
that the trains will never run on time
again
no they won't father petunia
i'm going to ask you again are you proud
of yourself
no neither am i and you too
you should have known better we tried
she's not ready for the outside world
it's why i sent her to new york
you see here where we are it's a little
cocoon a little cocoon of happiness
and before you know it in early 2018 you
have a parking ticket which wasn't meant
to be yours and you charge
500 and then your life is just an
awful mess of money which you didn't
need to pay in the first place
under the 31st of january
oh father all i wanted to do was help
you i wanted to save you i wanted the
trains to run on time
mr martin gregory found my i think it's
time
you told your daughter who you really
are tell her the truth
okay petunia
i am not a station master
i am in fact a grand wizard oh
grand wizard reveal
father i haven't worn this hat in years
i knew that i was i was different for a
reason
you are different and you and jasper
long legs
you're not as different as you think
because jasper long legs
is in fact your uncle
uncle reveal oh my
god why didn't you tell me any of this
well we haven't spoken to that part of
the family in years
because we we represent all that is good
in the kingdom of paddington
and he he represents all this is bad
he gave your father that parking ticket
see and he doesn't know the pain of in
early 2018 having that parking ticket
and having to pay that parking ticket
and then going through the whole process
of trying to not pay the parking ticket
and yet still
having to pay the parking ticket it was
the start of the big leg divide in your
family
it was awful and ever since that moment
we haven't spoken but that all changes
today that all changes now because at no
moment is it okay
for jasper long legs to attack us
a family well pop if if you're a wizard
then why don't you use your powers do
something fight back
because you can't
isn't that right martin booth roy
[Laughter]
jasper we all know what happened to your
powers yes
you sacrificed them to save
this half wizard half wizard
how dare you call my daughter a half
wizard pause
pause yes despite despite martin luther
roy or martin gregory whatever his name
is
pushing forward this is the start
of a barbershop quartet play
half wizards
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we used to be two brothers
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her way back
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and she's trying to find a half
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[Laughter]
you turned your back on magic i
continued to grow my power
while you grew a family no
and i'm afraid now i have control of the
rail network
the tax office the parking ticket
office no and soon i will also have
control
of whitehall no
nothing nothing i'm sorry martin
but the trains will only run further
behind
tax will only be more complicated and
you will only receive
more parking tickets and that's for you
it's clear i've not punished
the bins enough yes punish the bins
the bins they're the ones we got inside
we're literally bins how can it get any
worse
you will become the one thing that is
worse than bins
rubbish
[Laughter]
yes i'm sorry
martin my brother
you had the choice to come with me but
you chose a different path
now you shall receive
a parking ticket every hour
for the rest of your days
500
i'm sorry father i i've let you down
i've given you bad advice i told you
i told you to to take your dreams and
put them in your pocket
yeah and zippy and zip it up i'll hit
that pocket
my my dreams
here it's
a little bit of magic
maybe maybe if i eat it
then i'll get my powers back petunia
eat the magic dust and go
go to where he resides with these two
pieces of rubbish because without you
paddington station will run late for the
rest of time
i promise dad i'll redeem myself home
untimedness is counting on you petunia
all right i gotta find that portal
locker eight eight eight yes
all right oh paradise
all right what is the password oh
[ __ ] right my password is is
one two three yes quite right
thank you and i go
oh it's so cold
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what have i done how have i what have i
come to this
my father almost
bankrupt my uncle
ruining his life and me
in a cold dark tunnel wearing a hoop
on my head pause yeah
we're in without doubt the best part of
the movie there's 10 minutes to go
and very much like lion king we have the
story
of a young child becoming an adult and
having to defeat
their uncle in order to do it play
all right this is my one chance
come on magic don't fail me now
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[Applause]
there you are
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who wakes me from my friends
i do how did you even make it in here
how did you get past the impossibly
complicated door locking system
i got a piece of my magic back my dreams
i put them in my pocket
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get everything will change
you have no power
i i have taken it from you
in this hat lies all the power of the
wizarding world
now do you see what you've done wrong
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are you proud of yourself
the trains uh one
hour late late i made the change
i missed the birth of my child child you
see what you're doing you're
you're causing chaos i missed my child's
seventh birthday birthday
i do see i do see it for what i missed
my own birthday i thought it was just
i thought it was just chaos but have you
seen my son
what happened between you and and father
yes to make
you hate him so much
well i i thought
magic was the most important thing in
the world
that it was all about refining one's
power
becoming as powerful as one could be
but perhaps perhaps i was wrong
perhaps what's more important
is
who you do magic for you're right
lord maybe me and elizabeth have been
selfish too
we're train tickets our job maybe isn't
to see the moon but
to help other people see it exactly
magic doesn't have to be a secret thing
a bad thing we can have magic around us
in everyday life in paddington station
you could make the trains
run perfectly on time do you remember
when we took
that whole family to brighton
they went to brighton and it was because
of us
we took them there and they had the best
holiday they'd ever had
saved their marriage we were worth
something then
busby thank you
you have shown us what true magic really
is
that's all right i guess
you can have this back if you promise
to do good instead of bad
now i'm trusting you guys
but yeah if it's all right
i'd like you and i uncle and
niece too to work together
combine our magical powers and make the
trains run on time
make that family's life a little bit
less
problematic i'd like that too uncle
and not just the trades we could use our
magic to
make the tax office more efficient
exactly to reduce parking fines
yes and to streamline whitehall
everything will happen on time in fact
we could go beyond that logic doesn't
just have to be
a public administration that we use our
magic
to help with we can help with all sorts
of things
hospitals exactly airports
exactly schools education all still
areas of
public administration yeah but that's
the place that needs to order
indeed yes speaking of which i think the
first people you should turn back
are the bins yes back into children
that's fantastic
let's go here are the bins
i'm sorry i did a great
disservice to you please
retake your human form
here are your tickets tickets to
brighton
oh where are two six-year-olds on the
train to brian all by ourselves we're
gonna find so many seashells
come on sis fantastic they're taking me
they're taking us to brush
your magical seed quickly
take my hand and now together
let us make the trades run on time train
on platform 3 is on time
and the next one the train on platform
6 is 12 minutes earth
the train on platform three is perfectly
on
top father come quick come look at it
everything's running exactly as you
wanted petunia is
magnificent but all of these parking
fines as well
don't worry we can take care of those
parking fires
[Music]
they've gone away wow
petunia yes dad let me ask you one
question
are you proud of yourself
[Music]
yes i am too oh thank you dad
i'm so happy and uh i'm proud of you
both and i really hope that
if you'll have me i can rejoin the
gregory boothroyd family
of course on one condition what's that
that you take all of your dreams out of
your pocket
and let them fly
[Music]
here's what's left of mine pause yeah
and as they stand with their dreams
cupped in their hands ready to let them
go
wild and release themselves to be free
we have a final amazing disney s
song that's like a mixture between the
circle of life and
every other amazing disney song that
just makes you feel warm inside
and hopeful about the future play
all right on the count of three one two
three there's
not only one
wizard of paddington
the wizard of paddington
[Music]
is in fact everyone
that's right there's not
just
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is
[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
thank you so so much and thank you for
finally letting us do a disney film we
are absolutely thrilled to do that
and you've been an amazing audience um
but before we go many of you will know
now
that it's not just the people in the
bunker who are making things to add to
this show and improvising
we now have the amazing guys at big
angry media and a whole host of people
who are doing improvised and lifetime
drawing and artwork to make the posters
for the movies that we have just made so
let's have a look
at our amazing movie post our amazing
movie poster for today
[Applause]
these really are they're just so so
incredible like it just
it makes us so delighted to look through
on twitter and see all the different
artwork that people are putting together
it really is just incredible so thanks
for getting involved in it
we are back for one more show today at 8
p.m
so if you want to come back suggest more
things on social media
and on our zoom audience get thinking
now and we're going to make one more
movie today it will technically be our
third movie
of today and then of course we are back
for a
final run of shows we've got 11 more
technically starting from next
friday including some really special
shows we've got a valentine's day
special on the 14th
and we've got our sequel sunday next
week where we'll improvise one movie
and then we will do the sequel to that
very movie and they are the last shows
we will do sadly for a while because
we're off to film something else for a
new project
um until we can get this place full of
people
and we can all laugh in the same room
together keep smiling keep having a good
time
and we'll see very soon thank you so
much and good night bye-bye
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did it
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