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welcome welcome welcome my name is oscar
i am a huge huge fan of movies i've got
every movie ever made
in fact i've got every movie you could
ever possibly imagine
and tonight we're going to watch one
movie from my infinite collection
but which one we watch is entirely down
to all you guys watching at home
represented
in the studio by our fantastic zoom
audience give me a wave zoom audience
yes hello zoo audience fantastic hello
hello right fantastic we're going to
dive straight in
and we're going to get some genres of
movie we're going to go straight in who
have we got here we're going to go to
uh syngenta coming so we're going to
sygenda cummings here
uh hi sagenta how are you doing good
thank you
hello hello where are you where are you
watching from
i'm uh watching from brisbane australia
brisbane australia fantastic
that's absolutely amazing literally the
other side of the world what time is it
in brisbane
um it's just gone six but in brisbane
the sun's up at least
six am that is absolute dedication for
comedy thank you so much for joining us
what genre of movie would you like to
watch this morning
um a disaster movie disaster movie
fantastic disaster excellent wonderful
that's great let's uh let's we're going
to get three and then we're going to
vote between them
so let's see what else we've got let's
see what else we've got let's uh we're
going to go to the gillard family the
gillard family
hello gillard family hello hello hello
what genre of movie would you guys like
to watch
we'd like a ghost uh story please a
ghost story fantastic
excellent love a ghost story excellent
ghost story we're going to get one more
let's see who else we've got
we're going to go to we're going to go
to another family we're going to go to
uh we're going to go to the beans we're
going to go to the beans
hello beans
yes good to see you right um fantastic
what genre of movie would you like to
watch
what genre would you like to watch
i can i think you said spy thriller is
that right i'm guessing by
yes i got it fantastic spy thriller okay
spy thriller fantastic excellent spy
thriller fantastic that's great so we've
got three options
um we've got disaster movie we've got
ghost story and we've got spy
thriller okay uh right okay good so the
next thing we're going to do is we're
going to vote between those three so a
zoom pole
is going to arrive on your screens
you're going to vote there's three
options a b
c the first option a is going to be
disaster the second option
is going to be b ghost story and the
third option is going to be c
you obviously know the numbers of the
alphabet but i'm just filling that in c
spy thriller okay please cast your votes
now
that's a for disaster b for ghost story
c for spy thriller
and we have a winner do we have a winner
no almost
almost almost there we go we do
fantastic thank you
we have option a we are watching a
disaster
movie we're watching a disaster movie
fantastic okay wonderful
uh all right so what i now need is of
course to know what disaster
is in the disaster movie so let's go to
someone else let's uh let's speak to uh
let's speak to um
who are we gonna speak to kate williams
so we're gonna speak to kate williamson
hi kate how you doing
hello kate we're gonna get you up to
full screen uh kate i believe it's a
special day for you guys as well because
uh i we spoke briefly before the show we
didn't discuss any suggestions
but we did speak briefly and is today a
special day uh yes it is it's my
birthday
today happy birthday fantastic
and this is like a this is this is like
a party for you right you've got
family you said you had family watching
all over the country is that right
family and friends everywhere hopefully
tuning in tonight yeah amazing well
thank you
thank you so much well i'm so honored
that you've done this for your birthday
that's absolutely awesome
uh but what i need from you is a
disaster okay so
what kind of disaster movie would you
like we need like a so it could be a
volcano or it could be
an eclipse it couldn't really be an
eclipse eclipse it's a disaster
but it could be any any disaster it
could be an eclipse if you wanted but
what would you like
well my youngest son who's over the over
the room and a bit camera shy said a
flood
a flood a flood movie i like it
fantastic excellent thank you very much
brilliant happy birthday thank you for
that
excellent so it's a flood movie and
we're going to get also just a location
as well we're going to go to
who we're going to go to for a location
i think we're going to go to annie and
her family
and we're going to we're going to go
annie and her family and then we might
we'll come to the allens as well after
that
annie and her family here uh in the
conservatory
uh here we go let's get you up the full
screen hello hello hello thanks for
joining us
um so what can i have a location for
this movie please
where would you like it to be set like
uh looking americans of high school
an american high school fantastic so
it's a flood disaster movie
in an american uh high school fantastic
excellent that's perfect what a great
setting um okay cool so uh that's
excellent
um and given that it is a disaster movie
uh it's about floods it's set in an
american high school i need an awesome
title
for this movie what would you like this
movie to be called who's got a who's got
a good title
just wave at me if you've got a good
title okay john nesbitt and family very
very enthusiastic this better be this
better be good
after that level of waving this better
be very good who have we got yeah
sega high tide school high tide school
oh it's good it's good it's very very
good
it's very can we do better i don't know
if we can does anybody think you've any
advances on high tide school
shamir and maddie shamira maddie shamira
maddie
let's go to you guys or just briefly
because we spoke earlier as well i think
you're you've got an amazing story about
you guys are engaged right is that right
congratulations our second date was uh
going to see one of your shows
just say that one more time for us your
second date was uh go and see
the play that goes wrong so that's
amazing i'm so pleased and
that's fantastic excellent it's a great
show
thank you well i'm so so glad i'm so so
glad that that was a good second date
for you guys
um okay so have you got have you got
have you got something to beat high tide
school
as a title i flood musical high flood
musical
i see what you're doing i see what
you're doing high flood
high flood musical very good and we're
gonna go let's see if there's one more
high flood musical
anybody else got a title anyone else got
a good title yes the ball family the
ball
family yes yes the glee in your eyes
small ball what yes what's up rolling in
the deck
rolling in the deep it's pretty good
it's pretty good
rolling in the deep we might also we
might we may have some copyright issues
but uh rolling in the deep is pretty
good
you know what i'm gonna you know what i
would i tell you what there's gonna be
there's gonna be
we're gonna we're gonna use we're gonna
use rolling in the deep we're gonna use
high flood musical but i think the best
one we've got
is high tide school i think that is
absolutely brilliant so that's the time
we're gonna go with we're gonna go with
high tide school excellent
okay fantastic we've got some brilliant
suggestions um but of course it's not
just you guys that are making these
suggestions thank you for those it's
also
everybody else on social media so we're
gonna go to social media corner we're
there now at social media corner to find
out some more suggestions over to you
guys
hello and welcome to social media corner
uh now you guys have been sending in
some amazing suggestions as usual so
let's dive straight in and have a look
at
facebook here we go samantha bolter
first
full moon that's gone sorry sir and
you've done these dramatic dramatic
pause that would have been fun
for the most awkward timing for a
takeaway okay what's this one
award for the most awkwardly timed sea
shanty
perfect for us excellent
oh my god let's have a look at the next
one uh this is instagram i believe
brannigan that's a good name alexander
joey
very good name someone who believes one
of their characters is a figment of
their imagination what's this one this
is this guy
here greg greg greg they're definitely
not
hiding seven ducks in their trench coat
wink wink okay great i love that's great
greg
and he's and he's not hiding seven ducks
in this definitely death
love that's such a great all right here
we are on uh on twitter
uh best bread puns in the scene i didn't
have one i didn't have one
three minutes until no it's happening
right now it's happening now what's
happening you've missed it
um all right let's have a look it's best
prep for okay yeah this is good i feel
like we have to take that one oh but
it's
coming back okay ryan ryan come back
come back okay try and go as slow as you
can
slower okay here we are yes
practical in a dramatic scene excellent
good so greg with the trench coat see
shanty
proud he's
completed we did it you are scared
thank you guys amazing well we've got
some fantastic suggestions this movie
is shaping up to be absolutely awesome
guys we are watching a disaster movie
it's a disaster movie set in an american
high school
it's all about floods it is called high
tide
school we've got some amazing awards and
a pretty weird character to start off
with so that's really good
um but someone suggested high flood
musical a bit like high school musical
and that's amazing because that is how
this movie
starts it starts with an awesome
american high school
sort of teen musical number uh where we
meet lots of different characters who
are at the school we meet some of the
kids some of the teachers and it really
just starts this movie off in the most
amazing upbeat way it really is a
terrific
terrific number guys i'm so excited you
have chosen to watch
one of my favorite movies of all time
please put your hands together for
high tide school play
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
hey no running in the halls
[Applause]
[Music]
makes me totally glad being
at this school is
teaching at this school makes me lose my
mind
teaching at this school god it's really
a grind
look at the sun what a wonderful day
look at the sun let it shine
look at the sun it's such a wonderful
day
look at the sun let it shine
[Applause]
when i'm alone with you i can't believe
my luck when i look at you
i just wanna
when i'm alone with you everything's
okay and what a wonderful thing
to happen today
look at the sun look
at
the this wonderful day
look at the sun let it shine
let it shine let it shine let it shine
[Music]
[Applause]
fantastic absolutely fantastic wonderful
and now the movie continues
straight on and we go to the staff room
and catch up with a few of the teachers
at this school play
[Music]
janine randall oh what a beautiful day
it is
look outside shelly there isn't a clown
in the sky
what could possibly go wrong just a
beautiful day
coffee thank you so much janine shelly
you're welcome
now uh the school reports that have been
coming in
oh shelly i'm so proud of our main
student benedict he is doing so well on
his engineering
flip a's if i ever told you you are a
wonderful teacher
the way you take these frankly sometimes
odious children into your heart and your
life
it's inspiring for the rest of us you
know thank you well
i've uh never had a child of my own you
see and so everything i do i
pour into these kids here oh
shelly in fact i see them as my own you
know janine
shelley that's a little weird would you
say
i don't see it like that janine i'm a
little too close
don't you think i like to be close to
the children
i like to embrace their work
their determination you know kids have
the spirit
of a thousand
enlightened buddhists
uh speaking of enlightenment yes care
for a little something extra in your
coffee
absolutely that's my girl
thank you oh you're welcome no but um
janine benedict shelley benedict
he's been doing such great work don't
you think i mean
which one is he he's the one that's been
doing the engineering i am
desperate to get him into a good journey
so yeah they've been talking
quite a lot about benedict throughout
this scene but it is now clear
that janine randall one of the teachers
has no idea really
which students benedict is and she's
kind of a lot like that she really does
not have a great deal of uh headspace
for her students
in the director's cut there was actually
an extra c which they cut out which i'll
i'll play you now
and this is a scene of her teaching her
class
and just really struggling with all the
kids names
so uh as you can see
the uh the frontal verb here
you know you with the lips you know
you are you bitty bitty mcgee it's paul
paul small i'm so
drunk i'm your daughter oh okay
she doesn't even know her own daughter's
name
possibly because of too much alcohol in
the coffee
we go back to the staff from now back to
the star from and finish this scene
with shelley and janine play
oh janine oh i know what you're gonna
say
marking is so boring i just put shapes
on mine and move on
that's right i i love what you're doing
with those smiley faces
and that little like is that a sheep
you've drawn there here's a sheep and
the one next to it is a cloud
very similar cloud and a sheep i mean
i'm so glad i've got you on my staff
well i am here for you 200
this school i fear it would go under
if you weren't around i certainly would
pause i mean
there's no evidence of that she seems to
be a really
really poor teacher we really struggles
even to remember her daughter's name
we find out a little bit more why janine
is just so
integral to this high school play
sally you're right sometimes it's about
the old ways isn't it sometimes it's
about having someone you can rely on and
i want you to know even if i'm a little
tipsy sometimes in the mornings you can
always rely on me
shelly i i'll always be there i know how
much you care about these
horrible horrible children and that's
i do something i i want to help you with
if i can
i tell you a secret janine i love
secrets
i my greatest want in life is
oh is it is it a man
[Laughter]
shelley keeps trying to have this
beautiful moment where she just says
what her
greatest want is but janine just keeps
suggesting what she thinks it is it's a
great little sequence play
it's a good guess i know i know it's
cash yeah
i have often thought about that one but
no
a branch of your own in the hills again
close but no cigar
to be an erotic novelist janine
i'm so sorry please go on it's too
adopt my goodness me
too you really do have those maternal
instincts that i've read so much about
mom mom i think someone's talking to you
no
that's your child remember
you're so embarrassing you're late to
drive me to poetry school
i'm so sorry as we go to poetry school
yeah this this school is so inadequate
is the education
offered by this school the daughter has
enrolled in a separate
poetry school which we may see some more
of later
but for now this scene finishes and we
go to the engineering workshop and we
meet benedict
the engineering scholar within the
school
and another one of uh his teachers in
fact the old teacher with the stick that
we saw in the background of that scene
we find out a little bit more about him
and what a promising engineer
he's turning out to be play bye miss
shelley i really loved your class it was
it was awesome an extra smiley face for
you
on the sticker board that's too good
have a
wonderful day drink in that sun enjoy
calm down boys calm down
i benedict don't worry there are no
ducks in my trench coat all right mr dan
ah one of them nearly got me what no
ducks
i think it's done mr danvers there you
should be able to start now just
all you got to do is turn it on all
right hold this for me boy of course sir
easy boys
there are no ducks in here how dare you
shh poor guy this is obviously greg
danvers the man who absolutely does not
have
seven ducks hiding in this trench coat
just to get a bit more context about
greg danvers i'm gonna put a quick clip
of him at the park
feeding the ducks play
sir you'll have to leave you know you've
been back no i'm telling you
none of these ducks are necessary i have
my own
boys what a ridiculous
ridiculous character back to the main
scene
play well you boy you really are a
marvel
how did you how did you know how to fix
it i've been looking at this thing for
months
well i don't know it just sort of comes
to me in my head you know just
i started to see all the drawings out in
front of me wow
a young man like you with your whole
life ahead of you huh
i bet you don't have any regrets
well not many no i i love it here at
school and
maybe it's not fixed after all oh no
no i'm sure i did everything right but
uh
look i i'm sorry i'm i'm just stressed
lately you know
it's okay sometimes you're gonna make
mistakes
that's how we learn we fail we get up
we try again watch your fingers and you
benedict
you're no different at a young age
there's gonna be a lot of pressure piled
on your
broad shoulders people are going to
expect you to know things expect you to
solve their problems
that's what they're always sending me
down at the home
you got to do things for yourself you
know been there my whole life
have a seat son
you see something benedict that you need
to know is that you gotta live
life out there and a world of books and
numbers there's
untold adventures but right here in this
very school
the real place where you you learn and
you get educated there are so many
people here so many wonderful people for
you to meet you can't just have your
face
buried in books all the time well i just
find
it's so safe here you know oh yeah i am
this is one of the things
i find strangest about this movie is the
visual representation of
the wonderful people the wonderful
people
who he could meet and be friends with
but just seem
a little bit too happy to be uh see if
you can spot them in the back of the
scene play
i don't know sir i mean sometimes
walking down the corridors it's just
filled with morris dancers i don't like
those
oh my god hang on hang on are these
supposed to be morris dancers
if these are supposed to be morris
dances i think there has been a
misunderstanding
in fact let's put on a quick clip of the
choreography session for this movie
and let's see how the choreographer was
going about trying to get them to do
morris dancing play
right and then you're just going to
throw your arms off do a little jiggle
around and leap around
leaping i'd say that's it to be honest i
think we'll go with that
yeah really really slap that
back to the main movie
but quite soon this scene finishes and
of course we know that a disaster is
coming
and we go to a special effects sequence
of a local weather report
where we see a local uh and easily
flappable weatherman
giving us a weather update play
come on benedict tell me
is there a young lady or a young man in
your life that you got your eye on
it
well you know jessica's kind of cute you
know we get along but
again she she wouldn't be interested in
me sir i'm always in this room here
doing my
sketches and drawings
i just i don't have anybody that i just
i have
my sketches and that's fine with me
benedict young man
if i don't mind me saying you look a
little scared
well maybe i am scared a little afraid
of what's out there in the big wide
world outside your books and numbers
[Music]
nothing to see or hear here mr danvers
can i tell you a secret
of course the reason i'm in a home is
because my
my parents died
yeah yeah yeah i forgot that the ducks
really underscore the emotion of the
scene and the side of this story gets
the sadder the seven ducks in greg
danvers trench coat get
play you don't have to hide the ducks
sir i'm comfortable with it
what what ducks there are no ducks here
benedict
anyway i was seven
we're on a family holiday and hey son
what a lovely day huh wow dad look at
the beach wow
so beautiful and amazing and this boat
is for us we're going to sail out on the
water
for sure i mean me and your mother we're
going to go on the boat and you
look i'll look on from the shore oh
maybe
you know i'm maybe too young for the
boat okay but you know be careful it
looks awful dangerous out there
don't worry it'll be totally fine just
in case anything happens i want you to
keep this for me
wow your watch yeah
sam i love you i love you too dad
i love you so much son wow it uh
looks like it might be getting nasty up
there come on henry
let's go to the boat wave at us from the
pier won't you
won't you won't you won't you sure
i'm so so very sorry
of course that's what happened the water
took
his parents and actually very quickly
before the weatherman scene we see a
special effects sequence
of the parents falling off of a pier
into the water and it is
one of the most moving special effects
sequences
i have seen they're standing on the pier
to begin with and they just
they just fall into the water it's
amazing play
oh how beautiful what a
gorgeous thing to be doing
what a lovely sunny day
it's sort of awkward that the handrails
on that pier
are so gigantic i don't quite know how
they're going to manage to fall off it
but we'll see
play oh henry look over that
handrail what a gorgeous view
wow
that was actually good that was actually
good
fantastic the shark you know what let's
watch
a minute let's finish that let's see the
shark leaving play
and that's where it went off the rails
and that we should have
we said what was i thinking we should
have clipped all your head
we should have stopped before the shark
monologue
but we've gone there and i want now
to see the shark monologue
play do you have
any idea how hard it
is to be a shark in these parts
yes it's more sort of observational
stand-up about
being a shark we may also come back to
that later
but now back to the main movie this
scene quickly finishes and then we catch
up with
our local weather warning play i'm so
sorry for your last benedictine
it's fine i wish i could be more of a
father figure to you but
i'm too old i'm not long for this world
you
all of my famous equations you solve
them in a second
now come on i gotta check this game to
get to all right
come on mr danvers let's get you
checkers
as you can see here there is a very
powerful storm
on its way to the coast local law
enforcement
does not know if the banks of the river
will be able
will be able to hold the water back
it is important that everyone ah
what's going on there is he in a studio
and that's just behind you or is he as
he appeared then
is he actually sort of sellotaped to the
front of a camera
in a sort of uh sort of found footage
sequence
let's find out play get out
get out while you still can sir we are
on the news yes
thank you as we can see the weather is
very
very intense if we are not careful the
waters
may break the walls and may flood the
town it is important
that everyone in the town please take
precautions
board up your houses board up your doors
to make sure no
water gets in everybody panic
[Applause]
don't panic is the last thing you want
to do
colleagues are not the most supportive
colleagues
one could have in fact here's a quick
clip of him in the weather office
just talking to his colleagues about
this morning's uh weather report
play so like i really think that we can
buckle down
they are unhelpful people but without we
finished the weather report
uh we just finished the last few words
of that uh and then we uh we then
come back to uh we actually we go to
janine
randall's house and we see her and her
daughter
talking uh about the difficulties in
their relationship
uh the difficulties that jessica is is
having and the reason why she's enrolled
in poetry school play
[Music]
oh mom get out of my room oh it's so
nice
in here though isn't it it's so you've
made it look so much nicer than i have
the rest of the house
yeah look at that look at these lovely
pictures and paintings who do those
i did i did those pictures and paintings
mom you never look at anything that i
ever do
ever i love them i also really like your
fussy mannequins yeah bob thoughts he's
like my favorite performer ever you
would know that if you ever knew
anything about me at all
i oh to say jessica is that right
jessica yeah mom
jessica my name is jessica okay should i
wear a name tag yeah i will
there it is it's helpful thank you
dearest i'm sorry i i'm picking up vibes
as if i've i've let you down somehow and
i
i'm sorry about that truly i am look mom
i
i know you haven't had the the best life
but you know
i've had a very hard life very hard but
that doesn't mean i should
take it out on you but you know
sometimes i just feel like
you don't even you don't even care about
about anything that i like you know i
mean i
i'm writing poetry i'm i'm doing really
good in class and it's like you don't
even care you know and then there's
there's other teachers who are just like
so inspirational and
just makes me mad that you're not like
them well man is good
be mad get mad i'm dreadful and i'm
sorry
and i will i will try to to be better
but
you know what my mother always used to
say to me you can't get everything you
need from one person
so you know be inspired by those people
and
if you need advice about what stockings
to wear in the 1950s or
the best gin to put in a gym sling
then come to your mother i know mom i
just
i'm i'm 14. you know i can't even drink
yet oh
nobody wears stockings ah
i'm s i'm sorry we're a bad fit but
we are clearly a very talented girl
14 you know by 14 i'd had two husbands
i was out on the road i know mom
i know and look i have a i have an all
right time i just
i wish you'd just pay attention more you
know well i i
will i promise i'll be better look at
this
it's a drawing of a some kind of
hedgehog i think
yeah larry the hedgehog very well it's
beautiful
well done no i tell you what i'm gonna
keep it
i'm gonna buy a fridge and i'm gonna put
it on there
thanks for trying mom i'm trying so hard
but it's all right you know we we are
who we are and you're right maybe i
should just
find someone else you know would you
look at that benedict
my checkers game happens to be right
next to jessica's house
oh why don't you uh throw a couple of
rocks up out of window and i'll make my
own way to the checkers game well wait i
can't do that
what if she doesn't like me oh i think
you'll do just fine son
uh mr davis you're happy oh thank you
there is not a duck in here
hope i get the right room pause
he doesn't get the right room in fact
he disturbs three other characters
before he gets jessica's room
play
it's the highly strong meteorologist
who's next play
i'm sorry i'm sorry just rocks
this is not my duck sanctuary
who is it hello oh it's a young caller
don't you just hate it when your 50s
mother
starts hitting on your date but no this
time he gets jessica's window and he
climbs up to say hello play
benedict is that you jessica yeah it's
it's me wait come up come up you can
climb up the spine
okay
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jessica you know my name well
yeah everybody knows your name you're
like the smartest kid in school hello
oh i always thought people thought it
was a bit of a loser well
no i mean i'm a loser i mean compared to
you
i'm i'm a i'm a big big loser look at
your room
are these all your pictures yeah i
kind of did them all oh my god bob fosse
i love bob fosse
you do yeah and this goes now
into a truly truly beautiful and very
romantic
love duet song it's absolutely amazing
and the song is called
the engineer and the poet play
you know i i always walk past you
in the engineering room and i just think
it's so cool that you're making all
these
machines you know really i
i don't know i well i mean i i i love
doing that but you know i've
been lying i said i hadn't seen you
running out of the poetry room
crying sometimes oh yeah well you know
sometimes you write a poem and and no
one really gets it you know i mean i'm
just
i guess i'm waiting for someone to
really get it
that's right you know sometimes i make a
drawing too and
people don't just they don't get it
looking at you from across the room
i'm feeling pretty strange
looking at you from across the room
i wonder if this is a game
i'm looking at you from across the room
i'm starting to feel confused
looking at you across this room
i don't know what to do
the engineer and the poet
are we in love do we know it
the engineer and the poet
could we be we don't know yet
i find it hard to express myself with
words
so i pick up a pen and draw
machines and that makes me not feel
worse and sometimes when
my mom just doesn't get
what i'm about
i look at you and my heart skips a beat
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this may sound strange because you know
it's all happening very fast but
yeah i've never felt this about anyone
before neither have i it's like
it's like you're the person i've been
writing about in my poems all this time
and i've been
i've been drawing machines that look
like you oh my god that looks totally
like
it's so difficult to do wow
you wanna go out go steady even sure i
do
my mom will be so pleased oh i don't
have a mom but
that doesn't matter anymore because of
you the engineer
and the poet are we in love do we know
it
the
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i know it me too
urgent news broadcast urgent news
broadcast everybody panic
everybody panic everybody must return to
their schools are those ducks in your
trench coat
oh these are ducks it's the safest place
to be
the schools will be locked down everyone
to the schools immediately
yes that is correct we are here on the
coastline
and near to the rivers where the sea
wall is
these s waves that are coming in are
huge we are not sure if the walls or the
riverbanks
can hold back the river and the water
much longer
law enforcement is recommending that
everybody
everybody evacuate the town
yes that's right the storm is coming not
the storm the flood
there may also be residual storm but
mainly the flood we now see this amazing
special effects sequence where we see a
street
and a car driving along it and then
water
like a torrent of water coming along
this is absolutely amazing this is
proper disaster
movie stuff we see the car and we see
the car being
upturned and we hear the the voices of
the characters inside the car it's
absolutely
amazing play
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i remembered it being a more gradual
start than that we are straight into the
torrent of water
we know this sequence starts on a street
and there's a car on the street and then
the water comes it's kind of swept down
towards the camera looks amazing play
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derek what a lovely car journey
i'm enjoying it oh my goodness derrick
porter
yes the special effects people
the guy who was supposed to who was in
charge of lining up
the car with the road was hammered
throughout the process so the car sort
of hovers
over those over this new york people
play
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look around
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yes fantastic that was absolutely
fantastic what an extremely buoyant car
anyway we now go to the school gymnasium
and we see that all the kids
and all the teachers have indeed been
locked inside to keep them safe
from the rising flood water play oh miss
shelley
what are we gonna do that's all right we
are
all inside we are all safe as far as i
know at the moment
barricaded all of the doors and as long
as we stay in the gymnasium
we should be all right benedict benedict
clever clever boy um we were wondering
if
uh perhaps you might be able to use your
engineering skills to
i heard on the news that that the damn
is going to break
it's true i heard that as well we think
we believe that the dam will break and
we'll all be
washed to our deaths
it's all right frank derek you uh
your project that you worked on a while
ago that
beautiful ship you were building oh
isn't that nice that she remembers
everything you do benedict lovely an
exquisite
university level piece wow do you really
think so michelle yes at 14 years old
you
are magnificent i'm i'm so
so proud of you if i'm allowed to say
that of course
kind of feels nice but listen i i don't
know anything about the
boat going on the water i mean i i mean
i'm awfully i'm awfully scared of the
sea of course benedict's
son i got some leeks coming in leeks
water not the vegetables oh thank
goodness i
i'm allergic to leeks so benedict my boy
this this is your time to shine whatever
the problem with that dam is i don't
give a damn you son you can fix it
that's right you're the smartest boy i
know
all right mr danvers well all right
my ship i've been building it in here
for last six months
i have i guess i could finish it i think
we should also
all face the possibility that we may all
die mother
it's just important to face up to these
things it's a big flood
everybody is panicking no everybody
gary come back benedict you finished the
boat
i'll go and check on the damn all right
it was uh in honor of my mom and dad
yes i see you've called it the
the rosemary and that's their names
yeah rose and mary rose and mary i love
that your dad was called mary what a
beautiful
beautiful name he hated it but
i didn't it's gorgeous
i just hope it works you know i've ever
since they
ever since they died i've i guess i lost
a lot of confidence in myself you know
going outside i find
heart don't you dare lose confidence
don't you ever i look at you benedict
and i see a strong
young clever boy and i know
i can feel it within you that you can do
this
you're so much more than just a boy
trapped at school with no parents you're
you're magnificent and i i only
wish i had someone i could call my own
like you
wow thanks mom i mean
miss show sorry it's so embarrassing
when you call a teacher no it's okay i
like it
all right well you're uh your dad he was
a fine engineer too huh
that's right the best in the country if
only he'd have
given you something that might help well
i'll let you get to work on it
good luck that's watch
of course that's watch
i was always worried that i wouldn't
finish projects because i didn't have
the time
time time of course
i have all the time in the world as an
engineer because this ship
is almost finished but i know what he
needs now
all right
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you know what they say they say pick up
your timber and splice
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do you know what they say they say the
rain will
come so build a ship
for everyone you know
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
away
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we go
[Applause]
fantastic that was the seashell because
the award was for the most awkwardly
timed sea chatty
ironically we've managed to die in a sea
shatty rather well into the story
but of course now now benedict
finishes off the boat and of course he
is terrified of water his parents
died by falling off that pier we all saw
it happen
but of course to stop this flood he
needs to go and face
his biggest fear play benedict
oh jessica you finished it yeah you
really think it's going to work
i know it's going to work it's
absolutely
unsinkable really my mom she's she's so
scared she's just downing gin
and tonics like there's no tomorrow and
maybe there isn't but she does that in
class anyway
that's true she does listen yeah
this is gonna be awfully dangerous all
right i want you to have this
have this it's my dad's watch he gave to
me before he went away but
let's look after it okay benedict
benedict it's me
are those ducks i'm afraid the time has
come to me to reveal my secret
there are ducks under my trench coat
we are at the dam and the dam is
breaking and me and the seven ducks are
holding it back but we can't hold on
much longer not the seven ducks i'll be
right there all right
i'm sorry son there's nothing you can do
get yourselves and get your friends out
while you can
this will be my final day everybody
panic
no wait jessica we need to get everyone
in the school on this boat the damn's
gonna blow i just spoke to mr danvers
and it turns out there was seven ducks
in his trench coat there was
it was i know we all knew it we all knew
but
i'll go grab everyone and get them on
the boat look don't
do anything all right you you have to be
safe okay promise me that you won't do
anything
stupid all right but maybe i should go
and try and save the damn i'm
just going to get that quickly be right
here
ride everybody in two by two if you can
find a partner grab them now
hold hands and everybody onto the ship
as quickly and safely as possible
this way everybody through here through
here that's right that's it
children children first children first
where's my
mom it's okay sweetie on you go children
first you're gonna get all the children
on
shelly you've got to look after
everybody uh everybody will safe on the
boat but
i've got to go to the dam mr danvers is
there
with seven ducks you mean
you're not coming on board the ship
i can't not when he's out there all
alone
i understand i promise i'll be safe
either got something for you when you
get back
which i know you will that's right off
you go
you brave boy good luck you little cutie
all right everyone buckle down for a
bumpy ride
all right all right you god damn son of
a [ __ ]
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here we go little naughty little brownie
little snoozy little big guy
dark four bills
what the hell are you doing here get out
of here the damn's gonna go
i know you gotta cover me no man gets
left behind on this ship
i'm sorry son as soon as i let go this
damn's gonna blow
boys now we see this incredible sequence
where we see mr danvers trying to hold
the water back
and then we quickly intercut between the
dam and mr danvers and the dam and mr
danvers
play just hold on mr dampers i'm going
to try and get to you
yeah these ducks are ruthlessly strong
boy mr danvers yeah
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[Applause]
sits clear that mr dinos it's not really
not really holding any of the water back
the water is crashing through the dam
and so benedict needs to get there
quickly play i
am doing a fantastic job whoa
the water is stopping yeah what the hell
are you doing here
kid you got the rest of your life ahead
of you leaving old man
die it's the traverse everybody's on the
boat they're safe
wait what are you doing all right don't
worry
i got your boy ducks assemble
they're gonna carry us back to the boat
boy oh
incredible here we go
good luck ducks
enjoy the rides
oh it's magnificent son it's absolutely
magnificent
i really think so i didn't think you
could do
excuse me pause
i don't know if that was intentional but
we'll continue play
i know what you're thinking boy did i do
it on purpose
the answer was no
but the time has come for me to release
my weird moment
what a weird moment to leave in the
movie
no i'm realizing what it is i've
realized what it is
i am barely keeping up with the plot
that of course was
the best pratfall and it was fantastic
play
free ducks go out into the wild
we love you i love you too
here son my trench coat
i don't need it anymore and don't worry
it is definitely lined with many pounds
of duck feces
but tell me now that we're safely on
board the boat
and everybody you care about is on your
greatest creation
how did things go with jessica
well they went just great she's amazing
she's somewhere here on the boat i gave
her dad's watch
oh benedict i've always loved you very
much and i
i i can't thank you enough for saving my
life but uh
son you gotta stop spending your time
with an old man and your head buried in
books you get out of here
leave me to my checkers all right mr
danvers
thank you good luck son benedict
benedict benedict just come here there
you are
oh you're safe and and everybody on
board is safe everybody's safe
but the town is is flooded but we're
okay because of you
just the school just the school
wow look out on the balcony it's amazing
on this boat
it's like a poem
look inside the watch son look inside
the watch
i'm sorry yeah i'm proud of you
proud of you proud of you it's a poem
from your dad about how proud he is of
you
yeah more of a haiku but know
i really miss him i'm sure you do
but hey you've got me now and
you know now that we live on this boat
with miss shelly and and my mom maybe we
could be some kind of
weird family you know
sure that sounds great and you can write
poetry all day and
i'll make adjustments to the ship and
we'll sail
all over the world speaking of your mom
and miss shelley where are they
i'm not sure mom
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oh there you are we got engaged
oh my god it turns out she didn't want a
man covering cash after all
i wanted a lady with a drinking problem
that's
me oh mom this is what you always needed
someone to love and someone to love you
back i know i needed
someone important in my life god damn it
and i it was you sweetie it was always
you
but now i have a lover as well i'm the
luckiest woman in the goddamn world
you guys are brother and sister-in-law
now
well actually well yes that is slightly
odd
yeah but you know the laws are different
on the sea
we could be pirates yeah where there's
no laws
can't we mom can't we please be quick
please you can do anything you want i
don't care
yes absolutely i was gonna offer you
this adoption paper but we don't need it
oh
wow so here we are
one family yes the engineer
the poet the lush and the wonderful
woman
make that a song looking outside
and the sun is shining over the drowned
city
i'll miss that old place i will too but
you know what
i'm more excited for the future oh of
course
why don't you two soak up that gorgeous
sunset look at it going down those pinky
hues
pinky huge that romantic lighting
gorgeous a new day
out here
looking at the sun
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a new day on the boat
on the boat with the one
the engineer and the poet
we're together now don't you know
it the engineer
and the poet we're in love
the engineer and the
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[Applause]
we're in love
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yes
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thank you so so much thank you that was
absolutely wonderful thank you so much
for
joining us for mischief movie night in
uh i have some wonderful
very exciting news we have announced a
final 10 more performances that are
happening throughout february of this
run we've been
so amazed by how many people have been
watching the show so there are just 10
more
it is bittersweet news because they are
covering the last 10 before we go off to
go and do some filming on another
project so the final 10. they are on
sale now if you want to come back
and join us please do we have a couple
of special shows including our
valentine's day special
on valentine's day 14th february please
do join us uh it really is different
every time and different story different
genre
come back suggest more things be part of
our participation audience if you
haven't already
make some suggestions and we'll make
some stuff up for you
before we go we have some guys from big
angry media who have been watching along
with the whole run
and they've been doing every night as
we've been improvising a live
improvised movie poster and they have
one for us tonight so let's see the
poster
for this movie
and we also have we have another poster
i believe i'm being told another poster
and this is from eight-year-old lily so
let's see the other alternative poster
[Applause]
that is absolutely wonderful thank you
so so much for joining us
uh we'll see you again soon we hope for
more mischief movie night in and until
we can all be together
in a real theater again please just stay
safe look after each other and keep
laughing thank you so much good night
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hit it
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