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fantastic my name is oscar i'm a huge
huge fan of movies and here in my home
cinema i've got every movie
ever made in fact i've got every movie
you could ever
possibly imagine and tonight we're going
to watch one movie
from my infinite collection but which
one we watch
is entirely down to you the audience
watching at home represented by
our amazing interactive zoom audience
give me a wave interactive zoom audience
hello
fantastic amazing we've got some awesome
people okay so let's dive straight in
and get some suggestions for what
genre of movie we are gonna watch
tonight who we're gonna go to first
first of all we are gonna go to the
garrisons the garrison family you guys
give us a wave of the garrison so we can
uh we can find you
and bring you up to full screen
garrisons how are you doing you're
having a good night
hello hello you can't quite be heard yet
but we're going to work on that
hello can you hear me garrison hi how
are you doing
fantastic garrisons how are you having a
good day
yeah good fantastic my son's birthday
it's your birthday amazing happy
birthday
fantastic happy birthday wonderful how
old are you
well 12 amazing great age okay fantastic
so what i need from you guys is a genre
of
film what genre do you want to watch
tonight a
spy a spy movie wonderful amazing that's
fantastic
spy movie we're gonna get three
different genres we're gonna speak to
someone else now
thank you very much happy birthday enjoy
the rest of your evening the pressure is
on
now to make this an amazing movie uh
let's go to someone else let's find
someone else here who else have we got
uh we're gonna go to
uh michelle ian and loki we're gonna go
to you guys these guys here give us a
wave so we can find you
um we're gonna get another genre from
you guys how you guys doing you well
we're good thank you very much good well
thank you for joining us uh
you have an amazing job don't you i
believe what's your job tell us what
your job is
i'm a professional mermaid professional
mermaid come on
that is absolutely amazing okay
fantastic what genre of movie do you
want to watch professional mermaid
we thought something um children's film
disney s
oh children's film disney-esque that
sounds brilliant i love the
idea brilliant okay wonderful so like a
spy move or a disney movie maybe we're
gonna get one more and then you guys are
gonna vote so who else are we gonna go
to
we are going to go i think to hannah and
rachel i believe you guys are in
edinburgh is that right
hannah and rachel hello hello hello
let's get you guys up to full screen
uh hannah and rachel what genre of movie
would you guys like to watch tonight
so one of my favorite movies is clue
amazing
i was thinking we could do a murder
mystery a murder mystery
fantastic absolutely i love murder
mysteries
brilliant we've got three fantastic
fantastic genres there okay good so the
next thing that we need to do is we need
to decide which of these
we're going to watch spy disney or a
murder mystery okay three really really
strong options we can only go with one
of them so you guys are going to see a
zoom pole appearing in front of you very
shortly there it is
uh option a is going to be spy option b
is going to be disney
option c is going to be murder mystery
cast your votes
now that's a for spy
b for disney c for murder mystery
cast your vote fantastic we've got 100
in we've got and c is the winner it's a
murder mystery it's a murder mystery
okay fantastic brilliant so it's a
murder mystery so now i need a couple of
other things from you guys and what i
now
need is a good location for a murder
mystery okay
so somewhere maybe someone somewhere a
bit atmospheric maybe somewhere where
it's a bit cut off that's quite good for
a murder mystery often
uh who's got a good just wave at me if
you've got a good suggestion
uh let's go to uh chris and jen chris
and jen you guys got a good uh
got a good location for us you guys here
these guys let's get you guys up to full
screen here we are
uh what uh where would you like this
murder mystery to be set
a rehearsal for a musical a rehearsal
for a musical fantastic that is that is
excellent
okay fantastic so there might be some
songs as well in this um rehearsal for a
musical in fact you know that's
fantastic that's
it we're going to definitely i think
we're going to go for that we need one
more
thing for this movie and that is a title
it is a murder mystery
it is set in the rehearsal for perhaps
the dress rehearsal
let's say the dress rehearsal the final
rehearsal for
a musical what could this murder mystery
be called
if you've got an amazing title give us a
wave what can it be called
let's go for the uh the tustins the
tustin's up here uh give us a wave in
the red here
fantastic you've got a good title we've
got a few options but we might get a
couple
what title have you got guys out
say again tapped out tapped out that's
pretty good that is pretty good
tapped out let's see is anybody else any
any advances on tapped out
any advances uh let's go to lorcan and
john lauken and john
here these guys yeah lorcan and john who
have we got
let's see yeah great uh i was gonna go
for uh c
c cs the king and i cs
the king and i the king and i i see i
see
csi it took me overseas the king and i
as they say you know if you're
explaining you're losing perhaps but no
i think
see the key that's what i've forgotten
it anyway we're not going to go with
that one to be honest
because i can't believe that no i know
i know hollywood's tough but let's let's
let's let's see any advances i pretty i
quite like tapped out that's pretty good
tom and emily tom and emily
you guys these guys have got these
amazing star wars posters behind them
that's awesome tom and emily let's bring
you guys up to full screen give us a
wave so we can locate you we've got you
here
uh what's your title have you got a
guy's got a good title for this movie
it's gonna be better than tapped out and
also better than the cs one but that's
probably doable it's easy
dress for danger dress for danger that
is pretty good that is pretty good
dress for danger okay it was tapped out
or dressed for danger
i think what we're going to do is we're
going to go for we're going to go for
dress for danger but we're going to have
a musical number
in this as part of the musical within
the show called
tapped out that's what we're going to do
amazing we've got this is a fantastic
movie already didn't even need to see it
we could just imagine how good it is
okay great so we've got a few more
things that we that you guys have been
suggesting it's not just our
zoom panel who've been suggesting things
you guys have also been suggesting
things
on social media on twitter instagram and
facebook so we're going to go
over to nancy and dave in social media
corner to get those suggestions
there it is social media connor welcome
guys uh you guys have been sending in
some amazing amazing suggestions and
we're going to dive
right in okay so let's have a look first
of all at
uh is it facebook i think we have first
yeah okay here we go
uh christine agatha conspirator that
would have been great for a murder
mystery but it's going
um john mcguffin absurdist insisting
most inappropriate wedding toast um
no intelligent lyrics oh okay this one
here let's have a look james
mckillop that sounds great it sounds
like a sort of type of fish
award for the best use of a commercial
break
during a pivotal moment in a film
fantastic
very good to just absolutely undercut
all tension uh let's have a look at the
next one
have a look at instagram instagram okay
jokes that you only tell the punchline
we only do that anyway
no setups here um okay awesome
elaborate descriptions every day oscar
for the best
guest appearance by oscar it's hen's
first time doing this in a while so
we're not going to subject him to that
oh what about the get best game of hide
and seek
yeah we like the best game of hide and
seek yeah yeah all right yeah best
the last gameplay we have is on twitter
okay
let's have liz ashford says laura the
only singleton who wears pjs to work
that's why you're single laura
[Laughter]
okay bouncy seal okay oh we've got a
character jimmy
yeah character quick finger jimmy uh
okay so this is a character called quick
finger jimmy that's horrible and the
back story is
let's hear the back story before judge
all right the back story is
after hitting his head a bit too hard he
is convinced that he is a western
gunslinger
perfect fit for a murder mystery
musical seamlessly all right yeah so
we've got quick finger
jimmy we've got best game of hide and
seek and
we've got you you're going to remember
it and i'm going to remember it is
anyone else got anyone else
just testing commercial break back to
you
our scare thank you so much amazing
we've got some brilliant brilliant ideas
so to recap
we are watching a murder mystery it is
set in the dress rehearsal
for a musical uh and it is called dress
for danger guys i'm so pleased you've
chosen to watch this movie
it is one of my all-time favorite movies
and we're gonna watch the first number
for it right now and this first number
as we know
is called tapped out it's absolutely
brilliant
and we are introduced to all the
characters uh in this opening number we
see them
as they're just getting ready to do the
dress rehearsal we see everyone getting
prepared we meet some of the characters
some of the characters are
actors in the show and singers some of
the uh characters are
stage managers people working behind the
scenes all the different people involved
in the rehearsal we meet them
during this incredible awesome upbeat
opening number guys this is the awesome
beginning of
dress for danger
play
get your costumes on how are we doing
i'm doing brilliantly j.r just so you
know
i feel very ready you're a star susan
don't forget it
thank you now tell me how you're gonna
play i'm gonna play straight out
i'm gonna give it some clout cause i'm
ready
ready for the show
i'm gonna tell you my truth i'm gonna
raise the roof cause i'm ready
ready for the show five six
seven eight but why do i always get put
in the back
[Music]
dressed for danger love our friends
we're all here
[Applause]
[Music]
again
for danger
[Music]
oh susan you are keeping this production
together i tell you
everybody remember whatever you're doing
is not good enough
it's all about serving susan here you
understand me
i'm starting starting to struggle a
little here
i i feel like i'm too old for this game
hey cynthia you're 82 years young i
don't want to hear complaints from you
well i was hoping that this musical will
be a lot more western thing
that's what i was promised jimmy
this musical is set in broadway 1920
understand that
i was born in 1833.
jimmy you've been a difficult presence
all through rehearsals
are you gonna promise me that you're
gonna pull it together on opening night
well i'll try sheriff i'll certainly try
all right
oh celine are you quite well you seem
very tired i'm awfully tired
i don't know if i can stick out at this
business anymore
oh well maybe you should give up then
you two are so sprightly so young
you know yeah that's right what's
broadly enjoyed
yeah let's concentrate on what you're
doing of course i'm so shy ma'am
you got one of those for my arthritis uh
i think they're really just for me
celine it's a big day dress rehearsal
you know well man maybe you could share
the wealth
i'm sorry i don't understand what you're
talking about oh okay
oh you're you're doing so well you you
shine like a bright star
they're gonna love you i'm sure thank
you celine i know
just um dressing room too that that's
always been my
dressing room oh okay well you know what
they say
things change yeah
things change all right i'm off to cream
my legs
oh god that is disgusting thank you
celine
ma'am you're tepid water and lemons oh
tony what would i do without you you
wonderful boy oh i'm sure you would be
fine without me i
i just follow in the shadow of your
bright light no tony i'd be lost
i'd be devastated i'd be other words
that are bad
well you would be i i i just wanted to
know would you uh given any more thought
to my proposal
oh tony you know me i'm so busy i get so
many proposals
marry me invest in my pyramid scheme
you know i just i lose track
yeah this character she's very very very
popular this lead actress susan
uh and then in the director's cut of the
movie actually there was a bit of a
cutaway where you just see how many
proposals
of marriage and of other things she
actually gets
play please please just consider it i
know we've just met but please just con
consider it no ernest you're 17. why is
it earnest
this is that's terrifying isn't it that
mumbling character
please please consider yeah there are a
few other proposals though play
no no no no consider me consider me
yes and you see why that was cut out of
the main movie
back to the main thing and this scene
finishes and we do
get a final chorus of our opening number
as we land and the rehearsal finishes
and then we check in with jr the
director with the megaphone
who not many people seem to listen to
play
so is that a is that a no oh
tony remind me will you what what was it
i forget
what do you think the red sparkly one
for later i've always loved the red
sparkly one
thank you i uh
i wanted to know if you wanted to come
and live with me
in my small and humble apartment on the
inside
consider it just consider just please
consider
why would i do that dear well paul i
mean who
hang on a second i sort of see there was
a bit of a reprise of the considerate
thing which is weird to have a reprise
of something that wasn't a song in the
first place
but who was the sort of weird robot
voice
demanding that did she consider that
what an odd choice
maybe we find out more about the
considerate robot later on play it's
more than
i've built my whole life around you you
see and i know
tony and i'm grateful you know i am but
without you
uh if you become a big star and
go off then you'll forget about me and i
i need to make sure
i i i keep you here of course tony
you'll always be with me i'll i'll take
you or or something i don't know don't
worry about
it okay man well uh i'll let you
practice
yes please and i'll prepare dressing
room too for you
okay thank you tony we lost without you
[Music]
love a friend oh love a stranger
[Music]
[Applause]
a stranger
we're all here
[Applause]
amazing amazing fantastic now we're
checking with jr the director
who is trying to get a better
performance out of uh
two of the extras in the uh to the
background artists in the uh
in the production play show me a sparkle
kid all right
[Music]
thanks jimmy that's enough and how about
you huh
[Music]
this is pathetic what that's my best
shimmy
that's the best shimmer you got god darn
this sure i won a shimmy championship
six years in a row from age seven come
on pause yeah but hershey meaning is not
good enough
and so jr has to demonstrate what a good
shimmy is fight
maria you wouldn't know a shimmy if it
walked up and bit you on the back
side look at a trimming you see that
show me what you got
oh that's barely even trying
come on your shoulders should be blowing
up
that's so much worse than what she did
at the beginning
that was quite good at the beginning now
there's so much shoulders
to me play
don't forget it this is gonna be the
worst show that's ever been put on
well maybe you should change your
leading lady
well what do you mean by that change my
leading lady susan's the only good thing
in this production
oh thanks very much she's awful and you
know it she has a bad attitude and
actors with a bad attitude
just stink they suck sheriff what the
little lady is
trying to say i think is that this girl
is not good enough to be in the
performance
she's playing augustus repellent
a huge part she's totally miscast in the
role
i mean that is that is up there with
lady macbeth and
and phaedra and other great musicals
oh you're all right you're right she's
terrible probably stuck with her now
it's
it's opening night tonight what am i
supposed to do i can't recast now
i know her part you think you could do
it
i could do it too
i'm ready i'm ready i've been waiting
celine come on you just creamed your
legs too much you can barely walk i can
still
shimmy ah whoa whoa whoa oh
careful celine look it's too late it
would be crazy to recast now
to be honest with the way this show's
going this terrible god-awful show i
wish it just wouldn't happen at all
what no the show needs to have the show
must go on that's what we say the old
way
this is our whole lives this is this is
all we ever wanted to do all we ever
wanted to be
the show has to go on well then shut
your mouths and
get on with it listen as long as susan
is
is upright and and healthy she's going
on whoa
oh my god somebody come quick i don't
think that was tap dancing
was that somebody playing with the
pyrotechnics let's get on stage
hey what was that noise huh
i heard her tony one fire and look
oh my god she's dead and look there's
literally a smoking gun right here
oh it looks like she killed herself she
killed herself
no no no no no she would never do that
she's holding a smoking gun
she may have done the pressure was just
too much for the poor girl
my god the world has lost its shining
light
what am i gonna do without you don't you
get everything in her will
well yes but that's hardly the time to
discuss that now
of course it's barely cold
just saying it's not so bad for you is
it
are you checking that she's dead yes is
she
yes it's just
dreadful we got a show to do and my
leading lady is dead
you you'll have to take the part
i bet that worked out just sweet for you
didn't it missy
take the party you crazy you're saying
we just go on and ignore a dead woman in
the theater
oh well yeah it's happened before on
broadway you're right we've got
over 30 second tickets sold for tonight
we can't
can't stop now but we're gonna have to
perform the show knowing there's a
killer in the building
i find it awfully funny that you were
the only one not
in the room when the gunshots went off
that's true all of us were in one room
together there's literally only one
person who could have committed this
crime that's you pretty solid
okay yeah now i know what you're
thinking
it is very obvious who has done it but
this murder mystery is so full of twists
and turns which is just as well
because the murder has happened early on
in proceedings and there is a perfect
reason why
it could not have been tony the masseuse
play well it couldn't have been me
better stagehand boy that was lingering
around i've not seen him
a toy looks like a lumberjack you mean
rutger
could have been him i suppose he's the
only one with access to props and
switching them
wait a minute look at this gun don't
touch it you've got your fingerprints
all over oh gosh darn it i've gone and
done it now haven't i
but look it's got a remote activated
trigger
that means anybody could have pressed a
button and
shot her anywhere in the whole building
exactly my god
i would never have killed her i'm
i'm in love with her well i would have
never killed her
maybe it's true that she teased me about
me telling everybody that i was cowboy
when
she said that i wasn't a cowboy but i am
cowboy deep inside
jimmy you have the okay let's let's
analyze
this character so this obviously his
quick finger jimmy who was hit on the
head
and now believes he is a western
gunslinger
and again in the director's cut there
was a flashback that filled in a bit
more detail about this character and we
find out exactly what's going on is he a
western gunslinger
in the play that's being put together or
is he
just a stage manager who now thinks he's
a western gunslinger let's find out play
timber
if anything i am now more confused about
what happened
timber i think timber that so that
sounds like a tree
fell on him let's let's watch a bit
let's watch a bit more play
that's right i am a tree and you
are now a cowboy go out into the world
i will and live your destiny
but who is he who actually is he
he's a man and we know more about the
tree that hit him than we do
about the real who he really is so we
find out who he really is play
who did you used to be some reason i
i have a faint memory of being in this
park here with my wife and kids having a
lovely picnic but that all seems a
disremembered because i
am in fact a cowboy that's right you are
no longer a father of two
and a plumber he raised that from your
mind
he's a plumber he's he working on the
production
plane you are now quick finger jimmy
that's right mr tree thank you for all
your help
you're most welcome you're gonna go into
town and find the first saloon and try
and get a job
that's right hey and try not to kill
anybody with those quick
fingers all right okay yes
i see what's happened i see what's
happened he went into the town looking
for
the first saloon and perhaps the saloon
he found was the saloon on the set
on the stage of the musical we're going
to follow quick think of jimmy's journey
and see what happens play
congratulations on your new
title of cowboy get into town thank you
mr tree
i'm gonna go walking through the town
that's right seeing all the people
passing love the senate here in this
door
uh okay get it ready all right we're
gonna be going from the top everybody
this is a saloon scene
hey come on extras are not supposed to
be walking around getting well out of
there i'll have a whiskey man's a double
on the rocks yeah very good and it was
so
and from then on he was part of the
production
no one noticed that he wasn't part of
the production
he just became part of the furniture
anyway so we leave that journey behind
now maybe come back to that a little bit
later we pick up the other scene
uh with the body uh where with them
discussing the remote trigger on this
gun which means it could have been
any of the characters that killed susan
play
so i couldn't have killed her a
gentleman cowboy never kills a lady
well that's that's hardly evidence at
all yeah you're an actual
cowboy i mean you're the only one that
just flings a gun around willy-nilly
cowboys don't just kill people
willy-nilly cowboys only kill
when the killing's meant to be done and
what about you
i heard you saying this production was
failed and you wish it would never go on
well this is a damn good way of making
sure that it doesn't or it's a damn good
way to increase ticket sales
heck are you suggesting i wouldn't want
to kill susan i believed in her
oh don't you lie to me j.r
you never believed in her one bit you
were ready to hand over that part of the
drop of a hat
that's right and his waistcoats yellow
yeah like a yellow waist-coated man
everybody just calm down
we got a show to do we will deal with
this
after the show understood are you
serious we're
i'll take her to dress in room 2 and
wrap her in muslin cloth
that's right don't put her on my
dressing room table i've got my
powders on there so it's your dressing
room now
well it is celia's taking over the park
celia can you go on of course i can
go on these freak can still
talk while there's life in them i think
susan would do a better performance if
she's dead
tony you just listen up and you listen
real good i want you to take that body i
want you to put it in the dressing room
i want you to forget about it for the
next hour and a half you understand me
i'll try j.r i better go and get my
muslin cloths all right everybody
get ready curtain in five minutes
fantastic yes they're going to carry on
with the show
uh and so now uh we just briefly see the
audience
in the performance taking their seats
and we meet a renowned
local critic taking his seat along with
his partner
uh who's come to see the play play
[Music]
what have you heard about this
production
[Music]
i have heard that it is very
immediate and very thrilling however the
leading lady is fantastic
ah fuji is sensational you sir
do you know much about this production
yes i know lots about it oh you're so
clever
uh my partner and i are reviewing the
production
wow actual reviewer well not me i cannot
write but
she is he has the thoughts i write
the words you're the writer and you're
the brains
well no i also have the boys
that's emil famed art critic
and detective you know what they say
about emil
the clerk he can close a show like that
oh bad review and it's
dead you mean sheen i am just hypo
aesthetic
lisa look how pretty you are
drowning in your gorgeous bone structure
all right
rent it in a little bit sorry excuse me
mr clerk i've read
all of your spy novels and your
mysteries they're working yes
thank you i am i am very excellent
and also a renowned detective uh me we
are because like they say in france
why do one thing well when you can be
kick-ass at
both things that is a traditional saying
she's like a french agatha christie or
that woman from mid-summer murders
whatever that one is
uh choose your church ah it is starting
oh you're so good at spotting this
[Music]
wow what an underwhelming shot we start
on
that is fantastic if i'm just gonna
rewind that and see that again
i love just just the back of uh of
celine
as she uh as she begins what looks like
a
solo tap number i think this might be
the tapped out number this might be it
let's just rewind
we'll see that shot again we'll rewind
and uh yeah here we go and
pause and uh and we'll we'll let it
carry on and we'll see
what happens with celia play
oh wait a minute she is not the lead
that we were promised
like she is in terrible hey
[Music]
fantastic and now the whole this is
amazing the whole shot flips around
so we now see it from the perspective of
the audience and we go in
really really close on celine and we
just see how much
how much pain she's in doing this tap
number play
well she has such determinations
going
[Applause]
what show is this what show is it
that begins in that way with that
strained tap number
which finishes with her just saying
augustus
we know augustus is the uh is the name
of the main character and augustus now
enters of course
augustus repellent has been recast
augustus repellent play
oh how exciting now it's time for the
monologue augustus
that is
[Music]
this is
[Music]
quickly somebody punched her in the back
i got a doctor in the house
boys
no no this is not in the script i think
this is a
murderer a murderer let's get out of
here
do we have a detective in the house
anybody
well i am first and foremost a critique
but may we i am also apparently a
detective that's right
meet me in stage door previously
would you like me to wrap this one in
muslin cloth as well for god's sake tony
it looks like we've got
multiple murders happening in the
building this is unbelievable
i can't believe you still put the show
on
are we gonna carry on perhaps we should
stop i don't know
we just need a minute to regroup get
everybody together all right
i'll fetch the muslin claws thank you so
much for coming
listen i'm gonna let you in the back and
there's been two murders now
come on come with me and just be gentle
everyone's very fragile
oh good god everybody stay calm all
right everybody stay calm
oh hello uh madame
bonjour is that emily clerk that's
correct
uh were you enjoying the show i thought
it was magnifica
but then unfortunately i hear that
tragedy has plagued
this production like a plague not just
one but two
it has but i hope this won't affect your
review how can you think of reviews at a
time like this two people have died
i mean if i may oh yes sir
my lover and the leading lady susan was
shot dead earlier today and what
happened you just saw
i have a feeling it's jr the director he
he he
he has suspicion that he he wants to
close the show my friend
grief is a terrible thing but you cannot
be casting aspersions upon your
colleagues well i
cast them it's you you son of a [ __ ]
of my advice mr clerk there have been
two murders two murders right here on
this stage tonight this man is embalming
both the bodies in their dressing rooms
i think this should be stopped it sounds
super weird
i wish to preserve my love
it feels too poorly i mean this
character tony the masseuse
is clearly too preoccupied with uh
muslin cloth
and that's because he had a sort of
sponsorship deal
and he did a whole series of adverts one
of which i'm just going to play you now
just so you have the contact
you understand this is him advertising
muslin cloth
uh on uh on itv play do you need
thin translucent cloth that is almost
completely pointless
well then you need muslin gloves
it's muslin for your face consider it
consider it consider it
the considerate robot it's also back in
that advert
i think maybe it's got a sort of
hypnosis power because this it did sell
very well off the back of that anyway
enough of that advert
back to the main story and the detective
now takes charge and starts questioning
the suspects individually because each
one of them
has a motivation certainly to murder
susan and perhaps also
to murder celine and first of all she
takes tony
down to the props store to question him
play emile we need your help
people have been dying in this town left
right and center and i don't like
wannabe
he's the best damn extra i've got he's
always in character
it's character from a previous show but
it's still something well i do not need
to hear anymore
i must be alone with each and every one
of you
and if you must do that then you've got
to find us first
because we do that by the game of hearts
okay nine eight seven
six five four three two one tony i see
you behind the umbrella damn it
you're good i know i am french you will
come to me
and we will go to the props room i will
come to you yes all right one
i've got to say i get quite scared down
here with all these
mannequins and whatnot yes they are very
macabre
of course yesterday the props room that
contains almost entirely costumes
but the questioning begins and we find
out more about tony's motivation
to murder susan play a little story
about this props room it in fact
contains
zero props but it does contain zisa this
terrifying child puppet how do you feel
when you look at this tony
well quite terrified if i'm honest come
stand in the center of the props room
for me
and tell me of your love for this woman
oh well
susan was the best person i ever knew
she was
nice kind and and and smart
incredibly talented and well i have to
say i think she was probably the
prettiest person i've ever known
true fact i uh i would do everything for
her oh but tony this is
sometimes exhausting is it not to do
everything for a woman
and to have that woman be so
successful so ambitious that she looks
right through you as if you were
a muslim a see-through piece of cloth
that she could use to wipe her mouth and
then throw aside
this must have been so hard for you tony
he was
emil you see right through me like i'm
just a moist piece of muslin wrong
and sad from the crying from your eyes
and from your heart it must have been
hard
i did everything for her yes and all i
wanted in return was
her to show me a little god damn
appreciate me and so you are so
distraught and addled with love
is that you killed her no no no no no
it was never me i i could never have
done such a such a horrible thing to
someone so wonderful
and if i had done it i'd have done it up
close that's weird
yeah what do you mean not a daughter so
i thought i stabbed her
i wouldn't have shot her okay i wouldn't
have shot her i feel uncomfortable being
in the small space with you now
i would have taken this prop knife and
i'd have driven it through her heart and
i'd have driven it through my own
there's no way i would let her go away
from me
okay tony okay it is enough
send me find first the person who is
playing hide and seek
and then send them to me so just the
first person i fast
if it's missing you all right i'm on it
okay here we go
now let's have a look see here
[Music]
wait a minute jr
just cause you can't see me doesn't mean
i can't see you i never understood this
game
now listen emil is down in the prop
store
she's incredibly sharp incredibly smart
tony did you tell her anything i told
her nothing
absolutely nothing well good i'll go
down and
talk to him myself good luck jail
and remember don't say nothing about
nothing to nobody
all right he's loud and clear you got
you know what i'm talking about i do
know what you're talking about
all right i gotta go tend to my muslins
[Music]
miss le clerk beautiful new j'ai
you are very welcome uh have you said
hello to the tiger
ah yes what's up he was in my production
of uh the jungle book right leg
i got a minute wha what's going on there
that's an actor who's become so
in character that he's now just a prop
in the props room
that's how much of a tiger he's become
play
he used to be called randolph now he
just lives down here
tigers have no names randolph is dead
mercy mercedes yeah of course we have to
see a quick flashback of the moment
randolph became
a tiger this is uh this is uh this is
the moment midway through uh run of a
previous production play
timber
[Applause]
randolph i am a tree and you are now a
tiger
good forget your previous life you are
no longer a father of two and an
actor you are a tiger welcome to the
club tigers
yeah it was the tree again what a
surreal
motif all right let's get back to the
main movie and find out a little bit
more about why
jr might have been involved play
it is quite uh how do you say in english
a dingy
place this huh this props room the
theater you must feel
i don't know what is it uh do you say
kind of thwarted
that your career has not come to more
than this jr oh you're shaking like a
little
leaflet i'm not shaking but my career
used to be much better and tell me all
about peter
what is this a whiskey a whiskey thank
you
it was a time when my career was flying
i was the talk of the town but then
i got a number of bad reviews and
everything fell apart
that's right and it was susan was it not
he was
central to these bad reviews it was her
hammy acting
that derailed you both you you clung to
her like a
like a piece of driftwood and a sinking
ship
you could not release yourself from her
thespian grip is that not true
it may be true but i didn't kill her are
you sure yes
okay changing drop
arm position
what a cop out we all know why that
happened
just because her arms were sore well
rewind that's what i say
pause and we will wait here
good i'm satisfied changing prop
arm position and she dragged you down
huh she dragged you down and you could
not bear it
that's not true i loved susan i
supported her always and i never would
have heard her
well what about you antonia what about
me and tony
tony told me all about it shayar
he told you yes that's right about us
yes why would he do such a thing
he's a very emotional man
well all right if you must know me and
tony have been seeing each other yes i
know
it is you are quite a beautiful couple
your bone structure his bone structure
but susan was in the way no she would
have run mad she would have
left the production you could not risk
it huh
when she found out about your amur this
is not
correct it's true but i didn't hurt her
i'd never hurt her me and tony
we wanted to be together and have a
child this is a beautiful ambition huh
but two men can't have a child not
without a woman
changing prop arm position
without a woman to bear the child for us
and that's what maria
was going to do
porn and who's that
another new character and it's somewhat
late stage
maria let's find out we're
she must be in there play you know maria
weave yes sir of course i know marie
celia and maria
the only other two women in the building
of course yeah
pretty sure her name's maria bring me
those women
i must talk to them immediately all
right
maria you're not even hiding
no there's no point anymore
i can't hide my ambition's too great
i've tried to tell you out loud and in
letters and
all i wanted to be is a star and i
aren't you glad
glad that i didn't put you in the show
tonight celia got killed
doing that part that could have been you
yeah that's
that's really awful and i'm very sorry
for her
why are you looking at me like that
don't tell me you had anything to do
with this maria of course i didn't she
was 82.
she probably just choked on her own
saliva or something well why don't we go
and check the body
sure sure let's do that but first you've
got to go and speak to the detective
very well
oh okay
ah welcome bienvenue to dressing room
too
oh my goodness you've you've got the
body in here and bombed
yes that's right it's a muslim yeah this
is a brilliant moment where
the tiger realizes he's on the wrong set
he should be in the props room but he's
actually he's interested group two here
and he very slowly and stealthily like
the tiger he is
tries to leave play that's right i
wanted to uh how do you say
commune with celia she was a wonderful
actress
a beautiful woman and here are her
her powders she used for her face huh
perhaps you would care to uh
[Music]
pick one up the door he's trying
doesn't work so he has to leave through
the other side of the room play
to powder your face onto what kind of
questioning is this palette on my face
with a dead woman's powder what's wrong
with you oh that's not the question i
just i love makeup you know i'm i'm a
sucker for like you powder you're
probably
gonna no i don't think so i have very
expensive french things at all
you french you're so classy i know
it has been a tumultuous time for you
know
that's right yeah it's been tumultuous
would you like to
tell me about it your relationship with
these people your
your career i don't know how that's
relevant
it is very relevant because i am asking
you and i am the detective
so you will answer me geez yes i know
it's quite feisty
yeah well
i'm good i'm good at my job and i
i'm constantly put at the back j.r just
doesn't like me or something i don't
know and
and i'm just out there with a cowboy
letting an 82 year old woman
just steal this show and it's just i
just had enough of it so i just i had to
poison her because i
i i'm so sorry
i i poisoned her i just couldn't believe
they put an 82 year old woman on instead
of me but i i
promise you i did not shoot
anyone but you poison this old woman
yeah because of jealousy for a
for a show that is being watched by 30
people
30 is more than nothing and this is
broadway i mean
we're hemorrhaging money but this is
broadway
surely a part of you understands that i
mean you've reviewed shows you've
yes that is right i have reviewed her
shows
i watched the career of this woman she
was a bright light
and that light has gone out because of
you her light went out before me
you know that you saw it her hip
literally broke in the opening tap now
her time was up i can't believe what i'm
hearing oh my god
i was just back here tending to my
muslins and you
balls how big is this dressing room how
have they not
noticed that he's in there just pipe the
body
play you poisoned her well surely this
is
kate's clothes detective she poisoned
her and she
shot me this is not case closed as this
is case
wide open like a clam hey tony is that
you over there
yeah it's me okay here i come but
we must gather on oh yeah i was just on
the other side of the dressing room
what's going on over here i'm afraid you
are in the midst of a murderer
i'm in the midst of a murder murderer
you are
i'm in the midst of a murderer no you
are like you are standing in the same
room
as a murderer there's a murderer in the
midst yes
you're missed in our midst it's a second
language
seeing as we're here i'm gonna put on a
quick clip of a murderer in the mist
which is another movie that several of
these actors were in
and it is really fantastic this is a
great little uh little uh little
sort of little chase sequence play
[Music]
[Laughter]
yeah good ironically uh too much missed
let's go back
to the main campaign movie which also
i think will have now quite a lot of
mist in it
play sorry about the smoke i just set
off some
dynamite emil there's some of you must
know
gunslinger jimmy everybody in here
thinks they're in a theater
don't you think that's weird
jimmy are you aware of what's happening
around you at all
sheriff i know exactly what's going on
jimmy you are a plumber
i think you were a plumber before you
had a
little accident jimmy this is a photo of
your wife and kids
snap out of it it's time wait
jimmy is there something that you know
julie julie that's my wife
oh my god where am i
you're in this on broadway it's broadway
it's sort of off off broadway i think
what year is it 2021
2021 oh my god
i was having a picnic with my family
yesterday but it was 1999.
wow
for what what 1999 did he say
for 22 years
let's find out more play why am i
dressed as a cowboy
what what my voice why does it keep
changing like that i'm
awfully scared you have nothing to be
scared i'm sorry you're going no no no
please what are you going to do i'm a
murderer
but wait she minded celia but the
mystery still stands
who murdered susan huh are you gonna
take her word for it that she didn't
just murder two people
i am going to do the only thing that can
be done
i am going to do scene two
of the show celia opens a show and
now you will show me what came next and
by
showing me what came next you will show
me
what went before okay
okay all right all right places
everybody
you gotta take the leading role you're
the only one left to do it
paul okay that's the show that's the
show
no wonder there's only 30 people
watching it that's the show it starts
with that terrible
tap number that really old woman and now
the second scene is just people doing
diagon arms
and then one of the characters is called
augustus repellent
the whole show is fairly repellent it
must be said play
we've got to take augustus
[Music]
all the little augustus babies
[Music]
babies
i've never seen something this weird
i've never seen
something this weird in all the years
that i've this is the weirdest show
in fact i tell you what because we
because actually let's go to our zoom
audience quickly let's go to our zoom
audience
i believe matt and preston you at the
beginning we briefly said hello to
the zoom audience you guys are musical
theater performers is that right
is that right yeah yes you are yeah and
what do you think of uh
of this musical so far oh
gosh it brings back memories of the good
old days
it does i tell you what seeing as you
guys are professionals what i'd love is
for this
song to continue and you guys to provide
some backing vocals
would you be prepared to do that
fantastic get ready here we go play
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
fantastic fantastic
madam preston i can honestly say you
improved that
back to the uh back to the main movie
and we see what the detective has
gleaned
from watching scene two if it's anything
she's a damn good detective please
admit it i can't take it anymore
why that scene has drawn the truth from
me with its incredible truthful
performance
i did it pony i'm tony dammit you're jr
that's right tony that's right oh j.r
yes tell us jaya tell the assembled
people i did it
i had the remote i pressed the button
i installed a gun in the dressing room
hidden
in the wall so that it would go off and
shoot
susan dead but wait
you were in the room and the gun was in
her hand so it had to have gotten from
the
cupboard to her hand tony help me
didn't you tony the uh
the remote trigger didn't work so i did
it manually
he's a great backup installer
but didn't you wonder why why would i do
this why would i sabotage my own show
huh
why would i do such a crazy thing
well i'll tell you because many years
ago
my career was destroyed by a review
that reviewer hated my production of the
jungle book
so much she called it pathetic weasley
she said that none of the animals were
believable
she ruined everything and so i decided
to get my revenge i decided
to kill someone in my own show because i
knew you were in the audience tonight mr
clerk
i brought you here this is dustin lee
huh
that's right i got you here all alone in
this building
tony but i am not a loner i have
i have a murderer and a madman oh my god
i don't know who i am anymore marie
i didn't need you to get involved in
this you killed someone
just because of the opportunity you
never need me to get involved
you never ever need me to get involved
very well and all i want from you
is recognition and maybe a lead role
once in a while
marie get just not that casting
i do love the gunshots in this movie
there was
clearly one shot fired there three
gunshots were heard and all of them were
late
let's just rewind and enjoy that moment
one more time rewind rewind
pause play just not
that casting
[Music]
oh my god you humbled his face a close
run
you should have been arrested before
being able to do a second meldo well
you're not a very good detective are you
no i'm mostly a critique and then i do
the detective thing as a sort of backup
for fun classic miss
marvel kind of mess around miss marple
is awesome man be careful
what you say about my heroine okay
i was deeply in love with jr and
people in love with susan but now it
seems that
we are out with the old
and in with the new no more
old shouty director complaining about
his old career no more
crazy old woman tap dancing insanely
and no more shining light to steal the
focus from anyone
i can finally perform my amazing musical
all by myself just like it should have
been
all along repelling all that goth guff
augustus babies you know yeah it's a
thrilling tale
of death and children there's just
one small problem
you miss you cannot
uh you cannot be serious or you cannot
believe that you will get away with this
you will never get away with this
oh we'll get away with it all right
click click
[Music]
yes they had a plan
but the tree fell on the wrong person
unfortunately and tragically
quick finger jimmy has once again after
only
after 22 years he finally realizes who
he is
and the tree falls on him again has he
been set back to square one
what's gonna happen to the detective
will they get
away with this will marie and tony get
away with it all these questions
and only a couple of minutes left to
answer them in this movie play
who are you
[Music]
i know who i am
i'm a cowboy oh general jimmy
don't yeah i don't remember you summer
of 1883 1883
let me look at my wife no one said
nobody sleeping in our bed
on the ranch and you came in
and you strangled my babies in that bed
he's had a he's had a ridiculous life
but he's had a long
and full life in many ways but let's
quick finger jimmy leaves
we find out what the ultimate denouement
of this story is and i think
even though there's only a couple of
minutes left there might still be one
twist
to go play wait i know what he's doing
he's saying the plot of the broadway
jimmy it is time for you to leave huh
come on
you struggle my strength and my wife i'm
uh uh
i'm very sorry and you tap dance on
their butts i know
it's awesome we can't let you get away
with this
no i know it's i'm a bad person i'm
sorry
but i think you should go for your own
safety jimmy
jimmy she does seem pretty dangerous
no that's right i have taken jimmy's
guns from his ulster
man will come in quietly
good thank you jimir you've been very
useful and very helpful
and now it is time for these people to
to be arrested and to face
justice shoe gun
that's right quick finger jimmy
is also quick footage why jimmy
why cowboys have no sense
cowboys tab go ride and rock do
something
the only thing i want to do is finish
the show
jimmy
let's do this you've got to be in this
show
for the whole run i don't know why you
didn't use them while you had them
because i'm not a murderer
come on lip leg let's get on stage
and do the final number 30 people are
waiting
guys i'm so excited to see it i've heard
it's a sort of
crime drama thing i've never seen such a
thing on stage
how exciting there's been quite a wake
between acts
yes i'm so excited for the second act
how will it end that's what i want to
learn
[Music]
dress for danger
[Music]
oh my legs
[Music]
she's a stone cold threat
wow she's got killer moves
[Music]
we're all here
you know so let's
[Applause]
[Music]
dress
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
thank you so so much thank you so so
much to everybody for watching all
around the world this is mischief movie
night
we are here every night until the end of
this week the film is different every
night really is
improvised and completely different
every night so if you'd like to see it
again please
do come back and join us also i've just
heard that we have a couple of uh
guys doing uh posters uh we've they've
done a couple already it's been
brilliant
uh doing posters live as we're
improvising they're creating a poster
and they've created a poster tonight for
this movie so let's see that poster
look at that's amazing fantastic
rest for danger brilliant thank you so
so much for watching
uh and until we can be all together
again in a theater please do stay safe
keep looking after each other and keep
laughing thank you so much good night
take care have a good night
[Music]
hit it
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oh
hit it
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