[Music]
live
from london and streaming around the
world everything you'll see tonight is
completely improvised
this is mischief movie night in please
welcome your host
oscar hello
hello hello everyone and
welcome back to mischief movie night
we are streaming live from our comedy
bunker and
everything you see tonight is 100
improvised
so without any further ado please
welcome our amazing improvised house
band it's ashani and richard
and they're joined by our amazing
technical team and camera team and of
course our improvised mischief cast for
tonight
amazing amazing welcome everyone
my name is oscar and welcome to my movie
night
here in my home cinema i have every
single film that has ever been made in
fact i have
every film you could ever possibly
imagine and tonight
we're gonna watch one film for my
infinite collection of movies
but which one we watch is entirely down
to all of you
the people joining us all around the
world
so without any further ado let's meet
our participation panel for the evening
and find out
exactly what we're going to watch so
first of all
i would like to speak to i would like to
speak
to hmm heather please i'd like to speak
to heather
over here heather how are you hi oscar
i'm good hello and um what i would like
to know is what genre of film would you
like to watch tonight heather
so like a time travel sci-fi
time travel a simple thing to improvise
i'm sure a time travel story
time challenge thank you thank you i
know it's a challenge i'm
i'm well aware of that as of the as of
the terrified bunch in the corner
um sci-fi time travel fantastic
brilliant thanks so much heather
and now let's speak to the um the wu
rights family please
there they are hello guys i'm pretty
sure i've mispronounced your name there
could you just
could you correct me please
we have a couple our top choice is a 50s
teen rebel
genre 50s teen rebel rebel rebel
rebel fantastic 50s i mean i don't even
know what that is but that sounds great
50s a 50s teen rebel drama
okay i'm quite excited about that if
only to
to learn what that is and um i pick up
an accent where are you guys where are
you guys watching this from
we are in colorado fantastic colorado
amazing
amazing we had people from colorado and
yesterday as well this is amazing
um okay brilliant and now i'm gonna
thank you so much guys and now i'm gonna
speak to amy
amy who was with us all the way through
our new year's
kind of run of this show um amy in rhode
island if i remember right hi amy
yep hi oscar how are you
doing well doing well fantastic and are
you are you celebrating today is that
right
i am celebrating my birthday today
amazing
there you go we've got a socially
distanced
round of applause fantastic and and what
would you like to see tonight amy for
your birthday
i think i would like to see a superhero
super villain origin story oh superhero
but
the origin story is well that's
brilliant these are all
really really exciting suggestions so um
thank you so much amy thank you so much
um
so we're gonna now go to a poll um so
our choices are
time travel sci-fi um or a teen
50's teen rebel drama or
a superhero origin story so in a minute
guys i'm on your screen
and we'll pop up a poll if you want to
see a time travel sci-fi
then you've got to vote for option a if
you want to see
a 50s teen rebel movie then you've got
to vote for option b
and of course if you want to see a
superhero origin story
then i need you to vote for option c
that poll
is open now paul music please
no one's voted yet
we've not clicked launch poll yet
which me which
so what's happened is for some reason
it's not coming up
so you'll have to take our word for it
which isn't the perfect way to start an
improv show
but you're gonna have to take my word
that the camera team
are shouting across the room at me so
it's a dead
tie apparently between between what
a and c okay so right technology has
failed us once again
so we're going to revert to waving and
cheering
um so but we're only going to go for
either
time travel sci-fi or superhero
so if you want to see a time travel
sci-fi
please wave and cheer now go
okay um okay so i would say about okay a
decent amount of people are waving and
cheering
okay stop your movements stop your
movements and now if you want to see a
superhero origin
film give me a cheer and move now
oh it's it's i mean i wish the pole
would work because it's so hard
to choose but i think i think it is a
superhero movie
but i believe there is a moment of time
jumping
within that so it's going to be
fantastic it's going to be fantastic
and what i need now is a brilliant
location for this movie
so i'm gonna go to the colin family
the colin family um and ask them
for a location for this film can you
give us a wave the colin family just so
our team can i discover you
hello where are they we do
we'd love it to be on the titanic on the
titanic
okay on the titanic yeah it could be on
the titanic or
or like a cruise ship for sure titanic
let's um let's
we'll get we'll get some more
suggestions as well um carla
and simon because you were here with us
yesterday and i didn't get to speak to
you
carla or simon um what what um what
what location would you like to see uh
we thought maybe a school there's a lot
of teachers on
you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna go for
that because i i've been told that i
have a huge in fact give me a whoop if
you are a teacher
who is on the participation group today
of a wave
whoop there's a lot of teachers there's
a lot of teachers there's only one
willing to put themselves out there and
go whoop
but there's lots of teachers yeah it's
it's a school it's a superhero movie
that that is that's in a school
fantastic fantastic
um right we've got our tight we've got
our location we've got our genre what i
need now
is a brilliant title for this film so
give me a wave if you've got a title
guys
give me a wave if you've got a title for
this superhero movie
set in a school with a moment of time
jump oh the stuart miller family
are waving like literally like there's
something
happening in the house that means they
need help
what would you what what's the title uh
we're gonna go for the
primary crusader the primary
cape crusader is that right i love it
i absolutely love it the primary
cape crusader
what it lacks in brevity it makes up in
drama
fantastic we're gonna watch the primary
cape
crusader um and before we start that
movie obviously it's not just the
participation panel
who are suggesting things today we've
literally got people all over the world
tweeting in and sending ideas via social
media
about what they want to see tonight so
we're going to join nancy and dave in
social media corner how's it going guys
hello welcome to social media corner
where we have been going through some of
your excellent
suggestions so let's dive straight in uh
and have a look at facebook
and uh see what we have i actually
turned to look
here mate what have we got here an award
well that's very long
librarian whisper that's it okay this is
good it's good it's good let's have it
so okay this is peter atkinson
wants an award for the best spontaneous
can can love all right so best
spontaneous can can let's go to uh
what's the next one
okay all right we've got some half
animal half human
this is their memory everything too true
eat chocolate
oh hello kitty hello to you as well
there we are
okay what's this vivian vivian the
goblin
who keeps getting their high fives
rejected
i like that we'll do that vivian who is
goblin rejected high fives
yeah and finally let's have a look at
twitter here we go
liz blower at the top there a loud
ex-girlfriend
very good for you liz um korean horror
movie oh we've already got our genre i'm
sorry cornish cake girl
uh okay okay so award for the best use
of bragging
over something not worth bragging about
mind your vinyl thank you very much yeah
that's great so we've got a goblin
some bragging and a can can yes back to
you
oscar amazing this is very exciting
so we've got our film ready in the dvd
player
the kate the primary cape crusader is
all
ready to watch now just before we start
i want to remind everyone at home what
you're about to see
everything is completely improvised the
acting the dialogue it's made up on the
spot the music is being composed at the
same time this is played
and the whole thing is being filmed and
edited
in the moment so there's split second
decisions happening absolutely
everywhere we don't know what's gonna
happen except for hopefully a lot of fun
now our movie the primary cape crusader
begins begins with
a young begins with a student
begins with two students don't lie don't
die don't let you
it's very hard to sit here and do little
other than judge you guys
it begins it because i'm failing with
the only thing i have to do in this show
it begins with two students
outside in the playground playing
hopscotch everyone around the world
please put your hands together for the
incredible
superhero super villain origin story
of the primary cape
crusader play
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
yeah you can't shoot me i'm bulletproof
you kids don't know how to play
hopscotch
[Laughter]
you're ruining it there's not even guns
involved you know what kyle
you weren't invited to this playdate
you're meant to be at home
yeah this is danger hopscotch bro kyle
you want to share my lollipop in the
bushes
yeah true thing clarice you guys are
nerds
god god that guy is always on our backs
you know
kyle he's such a bully i hate him so
much i wish i had a real gun
no it don't no our mom said we shouldn't
play with real guns only these cool fake
ones power
pow pow hey stevie pause pause
i do ha kyle is obviously you know
kyle and i think clarisse are obviously
going to be more villainous characters
but i do have to
side with kyle in saying that they're
definitely not playing hopscotch
they're definitely playing cowboys and
kind of
french resistance man
play it's just a more complex version of
the game
see pow pow
danger hopscotch ginger hopscotch ah
stevie
i don't know what i'm gonna do because
if one day
you know we're gonna become adults and
you're gonna go away and i'm gonna have
no one to play with
what bobby i would never ever
leave your side all right we're best
friends till the end we know that you
mean that
yeah do you really mean that secret
handshake
i gotta say stevie that is the best
handshake we've come up with ever
i know the whole process of going
through them all and deleting the ones
we didn't like
yeah in the director's cut you got to
see some of the worst
secret handshakes they came up with i'm
just going to show you the worst one
that they came up with
play hey
[Applause]
yeah that is chronically poor we go back
to the main movie
play you know what starting this new
school and
being so scared of what the kids may
think of us it's really been
so great to have you by my side you know
best friends till the end bobby
yeah oh sorry that was kind of hard to
do that are you okay
oh it's all right i'm a heart i'm a
heart cowboy remember that's right
stevie
and hey i got you something well i
didn't get you anything because i don't
have any money because i'm six
but i uh i made you this
it's a badge whoa says
best friends forever and in the middle
there's a heart
and there's your name and my name
wow this is this is the coolest gift
anybody's ever got for me i i wait i
i got you something too uh
it's an acorn it's okay you didn't have
to get me anything
but this i'm gonna keep this forever
i'm gonna keep my badge forever bobby
and you know what the next time
kyle is mean to you i'm gonna shoot him
with my fake gun yeah and i'm gonna kick
him with your legs
yeah yeah all right stevie i love you
i love you
i buddy love the mishmash of
fake and real bell sounds at the end of
that scene
you hear two people do a fake bell you
hear the keyboard
kind of playing a bell-like sound and
then just an actual bell
sound cuts right across
all of it look out for that that's a
kind of motif that runs through the film
play ding
[Applause]
[Laughter]
all right welcome to algebra for
six-year-olds
ah that's a full call miss oh yeah
well i'm an expert on algebra you see
so this is a number four now what does a
four
really mean you know an ounce of returns
if x equals two two x is 4. wow
you're complete oh my goodness
[Laughter]
i believe that child knows more about
algebra
than that teacher play
miss yeah my dad says
you don't know what you're doing you
don't know what you're doing all right
oh
god oh god miss my dad said
you looked ever so nice that the last
parents tell your dad i'll call him all
right
so just don't worry about it and you
vivian what have you got to say for
yourself
yes you don't even know his name i'm
kyle kyle
where's vivian oh
she's such a goblin vivian you're so
forgettable
i thought you were another kid kyle even
though he's the most
macho six-year-old ever don't put your
hand down
macho six-year-old i've ever seen kyle
give me a bicep curl kyle
you're a wonder you know that thanks ms
stevens
my mom says it's not all about muscles
what does your mom know she knows more
than you she says you're washed up
my father says he would eat you for
breakfast
no i've had me no my mother says i was
an accident
you were an accident a horrible horrible
accident
okay
i'm just going to go to some of the
teachers
give me a wavy you're a teacher scarlett
i want to speak to scarlett for a minute
hi oscar hi scarlett does this ring true
to a classroom in your opinion no
not at all do you
how was your algebra oh
i teach you three we're not on algebra
you're no use to me then are you you're
no use
you're just as useless as she is thank
you so much scarlett
what do what what what's one of your
areas that you do teach
oh i teach pretty much everything except
algebra
so what what what is it more likely that
six year olds would be learning
uh we're doing our times tables at the
moment that's so much fun
i think that might be in more in the
skill set of the teacher in this scene
anyway
so we'll go back to the movie we'll go
back to the main movie thank you scarlet
play all right i'm gonna do a pop quiz
pop pop good boy you two at the front
take the blue corner on the red corner
this school is set up like a you know a
boxing ring
now go stevie
what a kiss ass all right we're gonna do
five times table okay and i want both of
you
to recite your five times tables and
whoever does it better
wins wanting to do it at the same time
yeah
well i don't i don't want it times five
five
two times five ten three times five
fifteen
high five
i don't want to compete against stevie
well that's just awful because
you would lose if you did like you just
lost then
stevie why she's a perfect student
aren't you girl
you can do your your three times five
perfectly and
what did you do silent like a little kid
i look i i don't want to compete against
my best friend
i i don't want to have to fight against
my best friend cry me a river
miss i can do the five times table i
didn't ask you sit down
i'm so sorry stevie stop you have more
potential than this boy has
in his whole body and your little finger
now i want you to know that you don't
need anyone you don't need friendship
you don't need people you don't need
anyone you will succeed and you
i want you to shrink yourself into the
smallest
tiniest ball of a human being you can
possibly be because you're worthless
and you mean nothing perfect
remember this heed my words
words words words words words
words words
[Music]
wow pause pause in fact oh no no
they were still we're still we're still
with our heroes play
happy 22nd birthday stevie
hey happy birthday i i didn't think
you'd
show up yeah well i uh everyone's
kind of left already you're kind of late
yeah well it must be pretty great you
know
birthday for a superhero and all well
well you know uh hell yeah
it's really great i saw you on the news
and uh
i saw you uh stop that train with my
bare hands
stevie i'm sorry to interrupt there's
still 20
000 people outside on your office oh
oh my goodness did you see that yeah
that was amazing can you
imagine what it's like to be around this
person
you're amazing oh thank you so much
yvette she's the best
assistant i've ever had pause pause yeah
so obviously obviously we have seen
that in a huge time jump the first of
our time jumps maybe
we've seen that stevie has become a
superhero we're not quite sure how
that's originated
the origin part so far a mystery but i'm
sure we'll find out but it seems
it seems that just like that mean
teacher suggested
stevie has become a success whereas
bobby
really hasn't and we find out whether he
harbors any resentment to this scene
and of course later we skip across and
we meet
kyle who now lives in a really uber
slick kind of almost villain-esque
high-rise apartment
overlooking all of manhattan in a
special effects scene
play i uh the reason i'm here is because
i was
i was thinking about you the other day i
oh yeah yeah
i uh i've been working as a as a janitor
in a couple of different places and uh
oh yeah i heard you were working at the
school right
that's right i got a job at the school
and um i just thought hey i
wonder if stevie has time for her old
pal
oh well you know i mean of course i have
time for you it's been what
a couple of years at least ever since we
saw each other at the reunion
yeah yeah this is quite the view you got
from up here
well you know defeating crime
it pays hey i still got that acorn you
gave me
oh keep it with me everywhere i go wow i
thought it would
bring me luck but uh well i haven't had
so much luck so far not like you huh
i mean i'll never forget when mrs crum
shouted at you so much and that's when
you got your first powers
who knew someone could it was like
something just
ignited in me you know i mean her rage
she just she just inspired something and
now i am who i am i guess i've got a lot
to thank her for really but
but you i mean i i think about that day
a lot she really
she really did number on you man pause
pause yeah just before this scene
continues
there's actually an amazing flashback
where we see young stevie
running out of that class after being
shouted at and we see the powers all of
her powers
almost exploding out of her and we
learned some of the things that she can
do
play be better do better
oh my god you're awful come on
[Music]
oh i feel i feel powerful
hey you stupid nerd
what is that a car still that is you
look amazing
are you gonna flip that car i'm gonna
flip this down
there's somebody in here
[Laughter]
she flipped a car with someone in she
didn't understand her powers at that
point but she
is our hero we go back to the main movie
now back to the main movie and we see a
little bit more
of the resentment that's harbouring him
bobby who's really down on his luck
and then we cut across to kyle
hi you know what this is really great to
catch up but i've actually uh
gotta go my boyfriend kyle he lives
across the street and i gotta pick up a
few things for his uh
garden cup kyle
oh yeah of course kyle yeah yeah i
remember kyle
he was uh that guy was an [ __ ]
well hey i'm i'm sure he's fine now i
mean he
you uh you you you're with him
we've all changed a lot since school all
right you know i mean look at you you're
you're different i'm different it's yeah
i guess we're
i guess we're both pretty different i'll
uh
i'll see you around stevie all right it
was really good to see you and thanks
for coming
you're welcome
[Music]
[Laughter]
why is it so empty
maybe he's just moved in or maybe that's
just a sign
of how empty his soul is play
so you you want to buy the place or yeah
it's great
thanks kyle i can really see you here
it's so minimal just like you and your
emotions
thanks that's right i am a minimal man
but it's now become very full of things
play that's why we bought you this party
yeah it's a hell of a service you guys
do uh
at the estate agency yeah we know
what people like you need in a property
and weird masked extras yeah
thanks well uh i'd like to get settled
in if all of you could leave except for
my assistant
you know who you are
[Music]
[Laughter]
why does vivian have a hole through her
heart
from her neck to her belly button play
i've really opened up since i came to
live with you kyle
oh yeah you have vivian so
is everything in place
[Music]
the plan is going exactly as to order
perfect
stevie thinks i'm her loving boyfriend
and i'm ready to finally exact my
revenge
ever since we teamed up as children kyle
i knew you would be a very powerful
man i've never forgiven her for what she
did to me
she embarrassed you in front of the
whole school punched me in the face
no vivian she punched me right in the
face
made everybody see i wasn't that strong
anymore but now you don't need strength
kyle
you're the most wealthy man in the town
i am but it's not enough
i want revenge that's why we've been
doing our work
the time travel machine is ready it is
exactly as we
planned it to be well then there's only
one more piece to put into the puzzle
we need bobby we need him
to trap the power of the superhero
to power the time machine yes
i was gonna say we send him back in time
that makes so much more sense
vivian this is why nobody high-fives you
you're not
on the fall it wasn't for your stellar
work as a
time machine inventor i wouldn't even
keep you around
you know that you're pathetic maybe i
should close my heart to you
[Music]
you were too cruel kind i have given up
so many dreams
one of my favorite parts of this scene
just to mention
i love it when kyle sits on one of the
stools by the kind of breakfast area
play vivian i'm just gonna
take a step over here and scoot back a
little
and then take
oh you're so cool and friendly you
always sit and think backwards
you try to make me feel like scum vivian
i may have all the money in the world
but my life sucks
because all i got is you i have this
beautiful
apartment and all the money but i don't
care
i want revenge i've made stevie fall in
love with me
and now it's time to destroy her we're
gonna send
bobby back in time and he's gonna stop
her ever getting her super powers
kyle if revenge is the only thing that
motivates your heart
how would you grow shut up vivian
revenge is all i have and it's all i
need you're weak and pathetic and that's
why no one will ever high five you
god i hate that you're the only friend i
have in the world
well i'm gonna be sending you back in
time too to make sure nothing goes wrong
no kyle i i have a life here now i think
i want you to go back i would like to
see that
bring bobby to me pause yeah and as
the scene ends this scene ends with kyle
reclining on the sofa
at the back of his new apartment
play ah
it's good to be
[Music]
evil
oh it's amazing very very exciting
and that scene ends there and now we go
back to bobby
who's working as a janitor at the school
but vivian is going to come and things
are about to get pretty
time travelly pretty pretty quickly play
oh and you've missed a spot bobby dear
thank you mrs white you know i don't
want to criticize you because i think
you're a lovely handsome boy
isn't he a lovely handsome boy he's not
a
lovely handsome boy he's a ball of a boy
just like i told him when he was six
crumbs you haven't changed a bit still
absolutely terrifying yes
come on you she needs a morning
margarita that's the problem
she's very good to me less salt this
time oh yeah
bobby listen come on
i just don't like you that's all i want
oh no come on look at him
and you're not june enough look at his
lovely little face and his strange
backwards hat
has to look at him for 20 years and he's
disappointing now and he was
disappointing then hey i tried
i tried in your class there you go i try
to i try to fit in and make friends and
you just screamed at me until i turned
into a tiny little ball
yeah now look at you a ball mopping
i don't think that's what teaching
should be
it's a beautiful profession it's young
minds and young hearts
in the last 20 years three whole
students of mine have
graduated what do you think of that
that's a terrible thing to be bragging
about
well it's three more than zero and you
know how i know that
algebra this is white luck do you think
yeah you think mrs crumbs is always so
angry because she
doesn't have anyone and never has i
think that's exactly what it is
what just happened there
let's find out what's let's find out
what's going on
because because i i'm i'm confused
bye yeah just don't look at me while i'm
peeing
oh this is from at least in the bucket
this is my
school i can pee wherever i want and i
want to watch you
clean it up i don't think you can pee
wherever you want
all right you don't have to watch me do
it i want to watch you go and have your
margaritas
careful there's a poo in the sun
pause no right right i'm stepping in
here
there are people literally covering
their faces on the participation panel
no more of that no more of that soon
vivian comes in
they go back in time and it's all and
and we find out
we yeah we we really get to the crux of
of the action of this movie play
oh it's not much of a lie for you is it
lad
you don't have anyone either you you
might end up just like her
drunk in the morning and doing weird
things in buckets
yeah drunk in the morning pooping in the
ears that's
gosh i hope that's not what's ahead for
you are really true
me too your biceps are nice
thank you mrs whitelock i should go now
yeah
just flex it for me oh that's lovely
that that'll last me a week
you're welcome that'll last a week
oh stevie i never thought i'd be
separated from you
well i better get it hey
wow you my god vivian
vivian no it's so good to see you
hello hi oh it's carl
kyle yeah i knew that
we've come to offer you an opportunity
that opportunity your life hasn't worked
out how you wanted it to
there's a poo in the science lab science
lab oh let me squeeze you back
no it's not really why are those voices
being
echoed like they have substantial
meaning within the movie
surely there's more substance to it than
that play
i uh i don't have much no
i had a best friend once but
she's too cool for school now that's
right
she's my girlfriend now yeah i know you
always had feelings for her but it just
didn't work out
well here's the opportunity
i'm gonna send you back in time with
vivian here
what that's right back in time
an opportunity to stop stevie ever
getting those powers oh my god
you're dr vivian that's right
i had no idea they're famous physicists
so time travel is a real thing more than
real it is all potential
universes we are merely one branch
one branch one branch and an infinite
tree how does that sound
huh yeah it sounds pretty a chance to
change things
so what i i go back and i i can stop
stevie from having her powers and then
we'll be together
yeah that's how it'll work welcome
to the multiverse
oh my god i'm six i'm six again what did
i tell you you ball of a boy get back to
class
yeah of course mrs crumbs has anybody
seen my hat
has anybody seen my cowboy hat hey
stevie
oh hey bobby how you doing have you seen
my hat i've lost it i think
yeah it's right here oh wow that was
cool where did that come from
oh nice hat nerd hey shut up you
you're a nerd pause pause yeah
incredible
we seem to have come back to the opening
scene of the movie
and we're gonna find out we're gonna
find out a little bit more about stevie
our hero
but also we're going to see if bobby is
going to do the right thing
or the wrong thing as we come into the
final 20 minutes of this film
play got that guy he's just so mean i
can't imagine ever ending up with
anybody like that i'd rather
die than be married to him yeah he
sounds like a
well i know he's a real [ __ ]
oh that's a swear word did i hear you
swear
yeah get on the floor all right get on
the floor
this is what happens to bad boys you get
you get slapped on the shoulder blades
let that be a lesson to you you know
you know what we should do what we
should just run away
i don't want to go to mrs crumb's class
she's mean and nasty and she makes us do
the five times table we should we should
just skip the class
well yeah but bobby i'm real good at the
five times table
yeah but we can go and run in the woods
and we can play
uh crazy hopscotch and and and
and and and we just don't have to do the
class and
all right yeah yeah let's go but
but let's leave our hat so they think
we're still here yeah perfect
you're so smart you know i uh
i'm never gonna lose you again i can't
get on the floor
i mean wow how easily filled
what has happened now is obviously we've
kind of got this really cool thing in
the story where now we keep jumping
between the past
and the present and we see how the
little changes in the past start to
affect stevie so we go now back to the
future where stevie is coming to look at
kyle's new apartment
but she starts to feel little changes
about herself and then we jump back into
the past again
and this keeps happening all the way
through now until the end of the movie
play
hey
yeah there's this really cool moment in
the movie where the cameras don't know
whether to stay
in which area but they go back to the
apartment that we were at before
play oh
thanks honey i'm gonna get off this now
that's all right
i'm glad you're feeling better you were
a bit grumpy this morning
oh yeah but everything's gonna be all
right now say how you're feeling honey
well yeah you know i'm okay you you miss
my birthday party which you know i
understand you got a lot of stuff to do
but
but you remember that guy bobby from
school
yeah yeah i remember bobby that little
weirdo right well
yeah you know he he's not that weird but
he came and and he said
you know happy birthday i haven't seen
him in a long time it was
it was real nice to see him again you
know i feel like i've just forgotten
our friendship yeah been a long time huh
say i heard you foiled another bank
robbery downtown
yes i did they just keep swinging them
and i keep swinging them
back the old swinging swing yeah
two people swinging bats at each other
yeah they swing and i swing harder hey
events i'm so sorry kyle i know i know
you don't like me in your apartment i'm
so sorry
it's just i've got more um autographs
could you just whisk through them super
speedy like you do
just like super speedy
oh i'm sorry i must be really tired i
just can't tell you i'm weird must be
having an off day huh
i'll do them later if that's all right
sure no problem it's so
great working for you and seeing you
sign things one at a time
oh say honey would you mind uh
lifting the piano up and moving it over
here i think it looked better against
that wall oh sure thing
i what's up i can't move it this is
how weird it's almost as if you never
got your powers
what are you hey guess what honey
how slow does kyle speak
it's almost as if he's giving himself
enough time to
know what he's going to say next but
yeah it seems the powers are fading and
quickly we jump back in time again play
but this is this has never happened to
me before i'm usually so good at this
how
it is odd yes
are you handing these to me or no
these are my i'm starting to feel i
feel weird like tell me
what happened on the day you got your
powers
tell me that story again the day i got
my powers
well it was a monday monday
monday monday
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that was so awesome missing that class
you missed the class
oh that
teacher just keeps popping up in scenes
but it's really not narratively
convenient
they bunked off school they've run to
the forest
but there she is there she is but of
course if she's there
if she's there she would be there to
shout
at stevie and give her powers so there
is a new way in which she leaves the
scene
play bobby she's doing forest school
today
darn it we need you we need you back at
the school there's an emergency let's go
[Music]
i'm watching you
man she's scary and that was a close
call huh
yeah hey uh you think you could climb
that tree
yeah all right you want to
climb up me under the tree sure all
right
you know stevie i know you were real
worried about skipping that class and
yeah i kind of was all right i'm gonna
do it all right
there we go but how do you feel you know
spending more time with me i feel i feel
good bobby you know oh whoa
i just god we're at the top of the tree
now yeah
wow i feel so
so free being with you you know i mean
i i always
wanted to be with you more i know we're
only six but i feel like you're really
my best friend forever ever ever
yeah since they've gone back in time
they have become more mature
well-spoken six-year-olds but this is
the really interesting thing bobby
starts to learn things about stevie that
he never knew
play i mean do you feel like you know
being with me makes you kind of complete
you know well sure you know when
when we're together it's like we can
take on the world like if there was a
bad guy
we would just we would just send him to
jail you know yeah
yeah i've just never had that before i
always felt like
like i was a kid just a stupid little
kid that
nobody cared about you know that you
were just
a normal kid yeah just just normal and
not special at all i mean you know i can
do my times tables but
but so what who cares about math but
stevie you
you are special you you're really
special yeah
i'm special like anyone else's
especially you know but
but wouldn't it be cool if we were
super special yeah
yeah i guess that would be cool don't
you feel like that don't you ever just
want to
you know take on the world
yeah well i kind of feel like i have my
superpower when i'm with you
but um i don't think it
works the other way around oh well
there's just so much out there to do you
know i mean
i want to see the world i want to see it
all you know if we're just here then
we can't do that but look like being at
the top of a tree
that's how i want to spend my life you
know pause yeah and something really bad
is about to happen to stevie
as she climbs that tree and then we
flush back not flush back flash back
forward
we flash back forward to the apartment
but this time the stevie sign is in the
sky and stevie is needed
to help people play come on let's uh
let's climb down and head back to school
huh all right
i'm right behind you hey yeah
that's how it happened huh just
like that yeah yeah
yeah you climbed up a tree and then
climbed back down
again and never got your powers huh
stevie
why did i why did i say that that's but
that's what i remember what
hey steve what's happening it's payback
time
that's right you punched me in the face
kyle
20 years ago you did this you took my
power this has all been an elaborate
ruse so you could
what get back at me what powers you
never had any powers
that's my signal sounds like somebody
needs help you better go
huh thank crusader you're gonna pay for
this
i don't think i am you see
i have all the money in the world and
now there's no one to stop me
oh god damn it hey police man you give
me your gun come on you're giving me
your gun
nobody's gonna stop don't worry i'm here
to stop you
super strength oh
no oh super stevie yeah
i'm in charge now oh no no no no
and the cape crusader is down that was
one of the moments that hit this hit
city the hardest it was awful we've
always relied on
[Music]
what news channel is that in english
but just very basic essentially
yeah she's shot she's been shot in the
present day
and that means in the past she still
hasn't been imbued with her powers
as we come into the final 10 minutes of
this movie we're gonna find out is there
going to be time for bobby to do the
right thing in the past
to make the present right i just want to
say thank you so much heather for giving
us
time travel okay because it's it's
really
really hard to do this even when you're
not jumping between different time
frames
but when you are it's like a rubik's
cube of the mind
but continuing on that journey we see
what's gonna happen
hi i'm afraid she's been shot in the
present day
what is that is that a medical term what
is that uh it's the most sensitive part
of the body
oh the present day is the part of the
body she's been shot
right before we is there nothing we can
do
unless you've got time travel i'm afraid
uh the prognosis isn't good
all right thank you
i love the doctor who always says that
i'm just gonna show you a very very
quick clip
of him doing the surgery of him doing
surgery
you want to play core know what i said
okay okay we're going live people
we're
[Laughter]
the main movie back to the main movie
and very soon we're gonna shoot back
into the past play
bobby is that you yeah i'm right here ah
oh
oh there you are behind you i came to
the hospital as soon as i heard what the
hell happened i can't believe it that
bastard he took my powers it was all a
game
i can't believe i fell for it wait a
minute
you took your powers yeah
kyle he he
he ruined my whole life i just feel so
stupid forever falling for him
oh i came as soon as i heard oh bobby
you're here thank goodness
yeah oh if anyone if anyone can help
stevie it's you right i mean you were
never
threatened by her at school you were
always such a good friend no i
i don't deserve any help i was she's up
i was horrible at you goddammit
it's not good
i'm so sorry i'm gonna say that doctor
character is not helpful
because one of the things we must do
right now is scream
right at people particularly ironic
because that's a medical character but
he mustn't do that
at the moment due to the pandemic play
i got carried away and i i lost my best
friend in the whole world to this
these powers i i thought i was so
amazing but
but i'm nothing i don't deserve a best
friend stevie
i listen to me i um
i have a confession to make what
you were uh your guy carl
kyle kyle kyle
kyle he came to me with
a goblin woman vivian yeah
dr vivian and he said to me that
he had perfected time travel and that i
could go back in time and
and i could change a few things because
uh
he knew how i felt about you and so you
were in on it
no no no i i promised i wasn't in on it
of course
i love the lady at the side he was just
getting in
all this information way beyond her pay
grade
but she's in it now as well play i
promise you i wasn't in on it he wasn't
on an event he would have been on i know
take it easy no no see
i i just when you got your powers and
and and you started fighting crime and
you were on the news and you're on tv
and what you had you felt you felt small
you felt
emasculated so you wanted to take me
down and take what's important
no no no i have this badge i carry it
everywhere with me i always have
i do care about you but maybe i
shouldn't have
come on yvette let's go oh i think he
should leave because this is your
hospital bed
get out yeah good one event
i'm really sorry stevie i just i wanted
us to be together
yeah well now we're never gonna be
ew
it worked vivian it worked perfectly
you did a great job went back in time
and made shirts you never got her powers
and now i have free reign to do anything
i
want and now you are free in your heart
to love me back
yes vivian
you disgust me
you are a weird creepy little goblin man
i only ever kept you around for one
thing you're a time travel machine
you've served your purpose
you know that vivian i am never gonna
give you that high five
and i don't care about the hole in your
heart
now i'm finally free to do whatever i
want
i'm gonna take all the banks in town and
make them mine
i'm gonna be more than the most rich man
in the world i'm gonna be the most
powerful man in the world
i don't need you or your little goblin
face anymore
i have better friends get the hell out
of here vivian
welcome to citibank sir how can i help
you nah
this is my bank now oh no it's not your
bag i'll hit the stevie button
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that button is just a siren now oh
what do you want the bank is mine say it
the bank is yours
legally binding oh no wait sorry no the
bank is mine you know what
kyle i'll see you in the past
the past the past
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why was time travel so much more
flamboyant that time around
there's no time to answer that question
but there is a lot of time to answer all
the other questions that are being asked
by this movie
play and 4 times 5 is 20.
what hey vivian
you look weird what's going on vivian i
need both of your heads
[Laughter]
vivian what's wrong with your grammar
what's going on listen
try again i need both of your help
sure what do you need we're just in the
middle of algebra class
hey what's up guys it's me regular kyle
you look weird too what's going on
listen i don't like this you guys look
too old
[Laughter]
yeah i've seen this film like 50 times
and i've never been more
able to work out do the characters of
the past
see the time traveling characters as
people the age they were when they were
in the past
or the age they were now in the present
again thanks so much heather for the
gift
of the suggestion of time travel i hope
you're enjoying your glass
i hope you enjoy your glass of pinot
grishio as we all
lose our minds try to
claw together what's going on and every
step we take moves us
further away from any kind of
sense and as we are only four minutes
away
we are so far away from an ending
but we will plunder on play or maybe i'm
drunk
you know who knows i'm just a regular
six-year-old kid
yeah me too me too what about you vivian
how old are you i am eternal
listen what is it today we must realize
something about human nature
what is that this are you happy for this
to continue
what is happening hey you are you're a
kyle
vivian you stop this
what are you doing we must all kiss and
make up
no we we we it's very important that we
don't
kiss and make up i guess because of the
pandemic in fact i'd say
rather than all coming together they
take this moment to give each other a
little more distance
if anything but we are going to find out
is this the moment
where stevie is going to get her powers
the thing that needs to happen
is that algebra times table teacher i
think her name is mrs crabapple
but if i'm being honest i've been trying
to remember so much other nonsense
that that fact has passed me by but she
needs to shout at her
in order for her to get her powers play
oh
wait i'm i'm i'm i feel
bigger i feel vivian what have you done
to me i'm remembering things i shouldn't
even know about what
lobby
i remember everything now i know exactly
why you're here i know who i am
i i got turned
into a superhero by you mrs crone
something you said in this class in this
very moment
it's about to happen but vivian
you're here to warn me aren't you that's
right
all the harmonic vibrations of all your
potential selves will unite in this
moment
so i have to choose which self i want to
be
must you be a superhero or just a
regular human
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you know what bobby
if being a superhero means i have to
give up our friendship then i want
nothing to do with it
well you better close your ears because
i'm about to shout at you
i didn't hear it i didn't hear any of it
i can't believe you did that
i'm so sorry i i wanted to
to be with you so bad and i i was
selfish and i was stupid and i i just
tried to take it from you and i listen
to you
yeah kyle what do you have to say about
this
i i never realized you loved him so much
well yeah i just i got caught up in the
powers but
you're right when i'm with you it is
like a superpower
well if you don't have your powers then
there's not going to be any cape
crusader in the future
but maybe that's okay as long as i don't
become an awful super villain i
know what you will become my time lord
[Laughter]
sometimes i feel like vivian is in a
different movie
there's there's there's not much time
left but we are going to find out what
they all become in the future but before
we do any of that
i want to go and see so last night if
people were tuning in to join they would
have seen that angry
big and angry media made an amazing
poster
for our movie last night careless
whisper
and i believe they've offered to do that
again tonight so they're not
here right now but they've been busying
themselves away
putting that together and we have that
we do we have that movie we have that
movie poster
and i'm gonna show that to you all right
now play
amazing wonderful excellent excellent
but now we're going to go back into the
movie we're going to find out what the
actions
of these very articulate children
what those actions will do to their
future selves
in our final two scenes play high five
me kyle
let us permeate through space and time
together as goblin time lords
your act of self-sacrifice has changed
me
i see now i don't want to be an [ __ ]
anymore vivian
you've been the only true friend i've
ever had
i love you my friend i love you too
let us go together through time
time
happy birthday oh yeah happy birthday
thank you
i set it all up look it's it's just like
we used to do
oh wow in the forest by the big tree
it's so cool
hey mrs crumbs it's nice to see you
we wanted to attend your birthday oh
we who have seen eternity
you're welcome here martini for you
martini for you
i'm my titty thank you
thank you so much happy birthday thank
you it means a lot to have you all here
and
you have 60 more bad days
[Applause]
but as well as this being a scene where
we just find out
specifically the age in which they pass
away
and the circumstances around that which
is
a really sad note to end any movie on
let alone a superhero movie of course
like all great superhero movies the door
is left a jar
for an amazing sequel in the future play
now honey i got a surprise for you yeah
there's gonna be a performance
come along little cape crusaders let's
see ya
there you are come on here they come
here they come i knew they would be late
oh they're yeah look honey they've
they've done a little dance just for
your birthday oh
that's really sweet thank you guys you
guys are amazing
yeah and you know honey it's all it's
all because of us
we started this organization and we
teach kids how to be good and true
and they're called the cave crusaders in
case you hadn't got that yeah
i got it and hey i just want to tell you
about a small
project i've been working on oh yeah i
mean i'm making my own
i'm making my i'm whittling
i don't want to brag about it but i'm
whittling a hell of a lot
really held a lot of whittling why are
you whittling
why it doesn't matter what i'm winning
i'm just telling you guys
you better brag about it so much yeah
freaking
great whittler that's good for you you
might have had superpowers but i got
widdle power hey listen guys you mind if
one day i come over
and scream at your children
well yeah you know you were a really
valuable teacher for us so
of course they'll spend saturdays with
mrs crum
hey mrs crumbs why don't you take him
somewhere now and teach him a lesson huh
all right that sounds fine to me
come on time lords we'll see you two in
60 years
years years
[Music]
i know you still have your powers
you know that huh yeah i know mrs crumbs
uh
hurt you and your powers came from a
dark place
when you made that sacrifice for me i
i know you got him back well
you know what i i realized that i didn't
need superpowers to
be super you know i know and hey look
we can still be together okay but the
world needs you
the world needs a superhero i know they
do
and i'll do anything you need really
i'll be here for you and i i won't get
jealous or envious
i'll just love you like i always have
well
that's great to hear honey cape
and that means i'm back and you fight
crime
and you fly oh my god yes
cape crusaders away
[Applause]
[Music]
thank you so so much everyone who's been
watching tonight it has been such a joy
to play with you all we are this is
mischief movie night in
and we are here until the 31st of this
month so
come and join us we're back from
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we're doing a special midnight show i
mean anyone can watch it but it's
particularly suited to people
maybe who are joining us on different
time zones who always feel they have to
get up very early
you can get up in the afternoon and
watch us as well and but come and buy
your tickets and we'll see you very soon
until we can be in the theater again and
we can all be together
keep laughing look after each other and
stay safe thanks so much and good night
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